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[quote]Jan. 10, 2011. Kick six?[/quote] Auburn's win over Oregon for the title. The Kick 6 was the greatest play in Auburn history, but in the end Auburn squandered the opportunity. ...
So Auburn is ranked 11th, but also picked up 27 more votes. So maybe we're actually 10th? :dunno: ...

re: How Would You Attack OU Defense?

Posted by trackem on 9/24/24 at 4:26 pm
[quote]Auburn's plan will be to throw the ball right at their DBs.[/quote] … with the occasional fumble, for variety’s sake. ...

re: This is going to cause problems

Posted by trackem on 9/20/24 at 2:35 pm
[quote]Auburn, AL has a whataburger downtown now. For several years.[/quote] It’s so out of place right on Toomer’s Corner. That spot should be a bar. Like Bodega. ...
That era’s a bit of a blur, but most every day consisted of varying degrees of weed, booze, Goldeneye and pussy. ...

re: 16 Years Ago Today AU-3 Miss St-2

Posted by trackem on 9/13/24 at 3:42 pm
It was a game for the ages, no doubt. Set the new standard for awful. ...

re: Week 3 Haiku thread

Posted by trackem on 9/13/24 at 10:26 am
Hugh needs more hookers And a hot seat to perform better than Harsin. ...
Few of the real juicy “rumors” ever made it to this board. Grand National. Pulling the fire alarm in the dorm to see which room his daughter ran out of. Etc. Just rumors, of course. ...
[quote] I wish Auburn were much more liberal, but sadly that is not the case[/quote] Same here. I cringe every time I pass the Mises Institute. ...
Yeah. Basketball season can’t get here soon enough. ...
[quote]Or $180,000 Cam Newton[/quote] At least. We also hooked him up with a wardrobe full of bespoke suits and Italian leather shoes, his own personal assistant and a scooter. ...

re: SEC AP Rankings

Posted by trackem on 9/3/24 at 3:25 pm
Yeah. Jumping right on it. ...

re: Most hated college teams

Posted by trackem on 8/30/24 at 3:38 pm
We’ll be working off inherent and residual hate for at least another year. We’re a recruiting class or so away from getting some well-earned hate again. ...

re: Ne plaisante pas avec le Texas

Posted by trackem on 8/30/24 at 2:08 pm
Texas fans are already wearing out any good will they might have received. No one gives a shite about you, your traditions, your history or your big-money boosters. Just frick off. ...

re: Your Mt Rushmore of Comedians

Posted by trackem on 8/29/24 at 11:43 am
George Carlin Dave Chappelle Eddie Murphy Robin Williams Pryor and Norm are up there for me too. ...
I’ve always thought pre-early 90s fans were louder because they were clapping and yelling and not just yelling while using a damn shaker, which had paper strips attached to a wooden stick in the 80s, fell apart by halftime and were generally useless. ...
It is pretty odd that Auburn and Notre Dame have never squared off given the programs’ early ties with their former players becoming coaches at Auburn. The rumor is that there may be an Auburn-Notre Dame game in the works for Dublin and then a home and home. Hope so. ...
Auburn-Florida in ‘93 is probably the loudest I’ve heard Jordan-Hare. It was rocking. Either that or the Prayer in Jordan-Hare. [embed]https://youtu.be/KummAYOd6zw?si=Jae65ZyDGtuQDkST[/embed]...