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Depends on her rack size.
Zero break ins 25 years running:

re: VR porn

Posted by EmmittLBrown on 12/1/23 at 11:18 am
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you jerked off at your buddy's house watching porn?


Well if you're already watching what else are you supposed to do?

Do people watch it just to watch it?
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The female hormone, she says, is “really the unsung hero” as it better modulates how quickly a person burns their energy reserves and delays fatigue. Adiponectin protects the muscles from wasting away and this would have been crucial in long, drawn out hunts. The wider hips of a woman also are an advantage, a physiological study published in American Anthropologist found. Likely an adaptation to aid in childbirth, they also allow women to rotate more when walking or running, which elongates the stride, making movement more efficient.


This would be super easy to prove: just look at long distance running records of men vs women. Obviously women are going to have faster records because of all of those biological advantages, right?
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Then why is my XOM still on the decline.


The stock market is often completely disconnected from finances.

re: So I was on a plane to Russia ...

Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/29/23 at 11:48 pm
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flight attendants let him finish


Cum fly the friendly skies indeed.
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Have you ever done something completely badass, like james bond shite, once in a lifetime, hole in 1 golfing, or closed a huge deal at work, or banged a OT 10, climbed a mountain solo, grilled the perfect steak ; helped a stranger, etc,


I love how the "badassery" of this list just completely fades from start to end.
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We are never going to learn


Learn what? This is intentional. They know exactly what they are doing.

re: COVID 2: Electric boogaloo

Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/29/23 at 7:41 pm
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I might throat-punch the first person to say one of these lines:

"Abundance of caution"

"these unprecedented times"

"We're all in this together"


You need to be less concerned about your rights and more concerned with doing the right thing.
Now I'm depressed because I will never disappoint anyone remotely close to that.
Sounds a lot like you have zero emotional investment in anything.

re: Drive safe out there

Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 8:00 pm
That's how I ride.

To the left.
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What possible outcome did the counterfeiter expect?!


I'm going out on a limb and guessing getting shite for her fake money.
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Thought for sure this would have happened on a Spirit


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Southwest


Potayto, potahto.
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Imagine waking up every day obsessed with race rather than doing the things you have to in order to better your life.


Nothing betters your life quite like handouts from racist crackers.
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Queue the people


Cue the moron who is wrong in both his statement and the use of the word queue.
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Stoops has won 2 games in 11 years against SEC teams that finished above .500 in conference play. Boom!


That's more of an indictment of the wilderness that has been the east. For a good stretch of that east teams not named Georgia were guaranteed two Ls each year.

re: Michigan vs. Mizzou Block M

Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/26/23 at 11:17 pm
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Who copied who?


Whom