
EmmittLBrown
Favorite team: | Arkansas ![]() |
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Number of Posts: | 275 |
Registered on: | 10/14/2023 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Do you tip your rideshare driver?
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 12/1/23 at 11:25 am
Depends on her rack size.
re: Which form of radio security did you have?
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 12/1/23 at 11:23 am
Zero break ins 25 years running:


re: VR porn
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 12/1/23 at 11:18 am
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you jerked off at your buddy's house watching porn?
Well if you're already watching what else are you supposed to do?
Do people watch it just to watch it?
re: Prehistoric women were probably better at hunting than men, scientists suggest
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/30/23 at 8:00 pm
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The female hormone, she says, is “really the unsung hero” as it better modulates how quickly a person burns their energy reserves and delays fatigue. Adiponectin protects the muscles from wasting away and this would have been crucial in long, drawn out hunts. The wider hips of a woman also are an advantage, a physiological study published in American Anthropologist found. Likely an adaptation to aid in childbirth, they also allow women to rotate more when walking or running, which elongates the stride, making movement more efficient.
This would be super easy to prove: just look at long distance running records of men vs women. Obviously women are going to have faster records because of all of those biological advantages, right?
re: It’s a great time to be in O&G: Record US production again in September
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/30/23 at 2:53 pm
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Then why is my XOM still on the decline.
The stock market is often completely disconnected from finances.
re: So I was on a plane to Russia ...
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/29/23 at 11:48 pm
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flight attendants let him finish
Cum fly the friendly skies indeed.
re: Have you ever done anything epic and haven't told anyone?
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/29/23 at 11:42 pm
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Have you ever done something completely badass, like james bond shite, once in a lifetime, hole in 1 golfing, or closed a huge deal at work, or banged a OT 10, climbed a mountain solo, grilled the perfect steak ; helped a stranger, etc,
I love how the "badassery" of this list just completely fades from start to end.
re: Teen free on bond from 2 gun charges is arrested for another armed carjacking
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/29/23 at 7:53 pm
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We are never going to learn
Learn what? This is intentional. They know exactly what they are doing.
re: COVID 2: Electric boogaloo
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/29/23 at 7:41 pm
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I might throat-punch the first person to say one of these lines:
"Abundance of caution"
"these unprecedented times"
"We're all in this together"
You need to be less concerned about your rights and more concerned with doing the right thing.
re: Gabi Champ, for those struggling with mental health. NSFW
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/28/23 at 9:15 pm
Now I'm depressed because I will never disappoint anyone remotely close to that.
re: “Can’t believe KFC are still using plastic straws!”
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/28/23 at 6:32 pm
She has a point.
re: Am I the only one who doesn't understand stress or depression
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/28/23 at 3:59 pm
Sounds a lot like you have zero emotional investment in anything.
re: Drive safe out there
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 8:00 pm
That's how I ride.
To the left.
To the left.
re: A gal in front of me just tried to pass an obviously counterfeit bill
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 3:01 pm
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What possible outcome did the counterfeiter expect?!
I'm going out on a limb and guessing getting shite for her fake money.
re: Man Causes Panic On Southwest Airlines Flight to Atlanta After Jumping Out Emergency Exit.
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 2:09 pm
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Thought for sure this would have happened on a Spirit
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Southwest
Potayto, potahto.
re: 100 Ways White People Can Make Life Less Frustrating For People of Color
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 1:20 pm
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Imagine waking up every day obsessed with race rather than doing the things you have to in order to better your life.
Nothing betters your life quite like handouts from racist crackers.
re: Any Dawgs & Tide fans actually going to the SECCG in Atlanta?
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 12:25 pm
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Queue the people
Cue the moron who is wrong in both his statement and the use of the word queue.
re: Interesting tweet. Most wins in SEC since 2017.
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/27/23 at 11:06 am
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Stoops has won 2 games in 11 years against SEC teams that finished above .500 in conference play. Boom!
That's more of an indictment of the wilderness that has been the east. For a good stretch of that east teams not named Georgia were guaranteed two Ls each year.
re: Michigan vs. Mizzou Block M
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/26/23 at 11:17 pm
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Who copied who?
Whom
re: With a bowl game win, Coach BK will the only coach in the SEC with two 10-win seasons…
Posted by EmmittLBrown on 11/26/23 at 7:26 pm
So no improvement year over year?
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