
Lord Asano
Favorite team: | Maryland ![]() |
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Registered on: | 12/3/2021 |
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re: We knew Quinn was a tosser, but...
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/10/25 at 11:52 pm
What is with you idiots and blaming the dude on the sideline, not the dude with the ball in his hands? You're coming off stupid.
We knew Quinn was a tosser, but...
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/10/25 at 11:09 pm
Does Texas reload with arch? Do the Dawgs take a step back? Is Alabama cooked? Will the SEC eat c0ck meat sandwiches for years to come?
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
re: How does it feel?
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/4/25 at 6:29 pm
How's the drive down to Atlanta from Knoxville?
re: The SEC is so good it will have zero teams in the national championship.
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/3/25 at 5:19 pm
And by revamped you mean everyone is allowed to play by the same rules now? I think you underestimate the rest of the country's ability to open the checkbook.
Skeeter's welfare checks won't cut it anymore.
Skeeter's welfare checks won't cut it anymore.
re: The SEC is so good it will have zero teams in the national championship.
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/3/25 at 2:44 pm
Notre Dame and Ohio State should have swapped brackets. This is why Notre Dame should join a conference. Their SOS will always have them miss-seeded if they make it. Semis should be Oregon, Horns, PSU, OSU.
re: The SEC is so good it will have zero teams in the national championship.
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/3/25 at 2:38 pm
Oh? Looks like Alabama is about to slip into mediocrity like Florida did. It's funny because the Tide hasn't been able to dominate at WR since Lox left.
Why are you upset with me? I'm just the Pied Turtle telling you the sands are shifting.
Why are you upset with me? I'm just the Pied Turtle telling you the sands are shifting.
The SEC is so good it will have zero teams in the national championship.
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/3/25 at 1:31 pm
The rant owes the B1G an apology since we're the new B1G dyck on the block.
re: Alabama 13 @ Michigan 19 Final - ESPN
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/31/24 at 2:00 pm
DeBoer always looks like his balls are in a salad juicer
re: SEC is 1-2 vs B1G so far-updated
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/30/24 at 12:08 pm
Don't see mizz plugging the run. Iowa 21 - Miz 10
re: Texas is about to complete the greatest 6 game stretch in CFB history
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/30/24 at 12:04 pm
What happens when ASU shoves their pitchforks down your throat? Will you admit you were wrong or roach out?
re: Was at the vegas bowl...
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/30/24 at 1:41 am
oh sure, sang a different tune before the game. now you don't care since you loss lmao. texas was "back" then too, right?
re: Was at the vegas bowl...
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/29/24 at 10:15 pm
not that i care, but 34-29 and 51-41. roll turtle.
re: Was at the vegas bowl...
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/29/24 at 9:33 pm
I hear you, pal. I thought I was watching my Terps there for sec. I think you guys will be okay. You got a friend in me :cheers:.
As gut-wrenching of a loss that was, Aggie spirits seemed high on the casino floor afterward.
As gut-wrenching of a loss that was, Aggie spirits seemed high on the casino floor afterward.
re: Was at the vegas bowl...
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/29/24 at 2:17 pm
austin has turned into a sewer, i'll take the tractor people any day.
re: So Which Arkansas Poster Is This?
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/29/24 at 2:16 pm
now that's a thicc hogger
Was at the vegas bowl...
Posted by Lord Asano on 12/29/24 at 11:21 am
Gotta say A&M fans were some of the warmest, nicest, blue collar kinda folk I've ever met. Found myself rooting for them there at the end. They are the complete opposite of the longhorn fans I've met, all scumbags and a half.
I think Fatko will get them there. Turtle approved. :cheers:
I think Fatko will get them there. Turtle approved. :cheers:
re: Ole Miss and A&M baws, question regarding DJ Durkin
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/20/24 at 6:36 pm
I guess i'll chime in. I think Durkin got a bad rap at maryland. We had just transitioned to the B1G and needed to elevate our recruiting. Prior to Durkin, our recruiting classes were in the 50s and that was because Locksley was our OC. Our team was basically future NFL studs and total duds that were fringe D1 guys. When Durkin took over he basically tried to push the duds out, and that was deemed toxic.
But a caveat to that, his top 25 classes he brought in were total bust. I think we were 18 one year, good athletes, but he could not coach them up. He's only failed up since then, and hasn't been impressive. He also took over defensive play calling, and it was a shitshow.
But a caveat to that, his top 25 classes he brought in were total bust. I think we were 18 one year, good athletes, but he could not coach them up. He's only failed up since then, and hasn't been impressive. He also took over defensive play calling, and it was a shitshow.
re: Taulia Tagovailoa in Portal from Maryland
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/5/24 at 8:35 pm
Look who has put up the most points against that defense the last few seasons. It's been maryland and ohio state. Hell Taulia got benched two years ago and our backup led us to a comeback and a 7pt loss. He threw 4 picks and had a fumble returned to the house in those losses. They may be elite to YOU, but we have lined up and played them well recently. 34-27 type games. Its easy for them to score when they start at your own 40 yard from a pick in double coverage.
We hosted #5 Iowa, and he threw 5 picks in that one, we lost 52-7. Trust me, you don't want the taulia train. When he sat out the music city bowl, I knew we had a shot.
We hosted #5 Iowa, and he threw 5 picks in that one, we lost 52-7. Trust me, you don't want the taulia train. When he sat out the music city bowl, I knew we had a shot.
re: Taulia Tagovailoa in Portal from Maryland
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/5/24 at 8:24 pm
Not true, we played michigan to 7 point loses last couple seasons and he had 5 turnovers between the two. We have taken Ohio state to the wire last year and up until the 4th qtr this past season, He fell apart in that game late too, couldn't complete a pass.
Our defense has come up big against much more talented rosters every time, but they leave it out there. He has left them out to dry and force them into short fields. He must lead the league in intentional groundings. We should have been 9-3 this year, but he threw a bad pick six against northwestern and `got baited into 2 picks against michigan.
Our defense has come up big against much more talented rosters every time, but they leave it out there. He has left them out to dry and force them into short fields. He must lead the league in intentional groundings. We should have been 9-3 this year, but he threw a bad pick six against northwestern and `got baited into 2 picks against michigan.
re: Taulia Tagovailoa in Portal from Maryland
Posted by Lord Asano on 1/5/24 at 8:14 pm
You are an idiot and need to choke on broken glass. You do not watch the games and haven't followed his career. His splits against ranked opponents is awful. He has never won a big game in his life and is a turnover machine in those games. He cares about his stats and not winning games. He will throw into triple coverage to avoid scampering for a first down.
I think his only ranked win was against NC state in the duke's mayo bowl. Maryland plays at least 3 ranked teams a year and he's been awful when the lights are on.
I think his only ranked win was against NC state in the duke's mayo bowl. Maryland plays at least 3 ranked teams a year and he's been awful when the lights are on.
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