StanSmith

Debra Dorko?

I live within 10 miles of that area and was completely unaware of its existence. I do recall seeing all of the land for sale signs in Spanish. A very large amount of real estate has been purchased their without any advertising in English. If it was a nice legit neighborhood me and the rest of the gr

Saw 2 in low level flight last year while driving down the road. Damn near had a wreck looking at them. A majestic bird for sure.

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My former Yankee in laws literally couldn't contain themselves - we're stupid, it's ugly, whatever, I was always like well wtf are you doing here? Oh yeah, we have a functioning state with a real economy, remember, you ungrateful frickers?

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Nothing worse than Yankee carpetbaggers.

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pisses me off Americans died for that shithole

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Yep. Bush would have been an ok president but he had to pursue a completely unnecessary war with these backward aholes.

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Legit 8-10” in St. George. And yes, the jokes write themselves.

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Were you measuring in the black part of St George?

President Barnum.

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And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari

Tehachapi to Tonopah...

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But the question I have for you is: are you willin?

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Unlike hurricanes where you have days and sometimes weeks of existential dread, wildfires give you hours and sometimes minutes. What if you’re asleep? Your phone is off?

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That's why I use a fire watch roster in my household. I had to do the 2am to 3am watch last night.

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Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?



Because Ken always came in another box.

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I was going to say because she was barren due to the STDs she contracted but your joke is funnier.