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re: Val Kilmer has passed away at 65

Posted by Godfather1 on 4/1/25 at 11:23 pm
Greatest Doc Holliday in film history.

RIP, Iceman.
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Lyn ain’t the first guy to make that joke


Hawthorne was making that same crack 40 years ago.

re: Mississippi St. 8 @ LSU 17 Final

Posted by Godfather1 on 3/29/25 at 8:35 pm
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Getting home at 130 after a baseball game is awesome


Used to be way better when Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts on Lee Drive was open.
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Went to her show in Birmingham not long ago and my wife and I left 15 minutes in. I thought she was funny in the Tom Brady roast but her standup was cringe


I think she’s very attractive, but I just don’t really get her as a comedienne. She’s like Amy Schumer, a one-trick pony.

re: Put your hands up P**sy

Posted by Godfather1 on 3/27/25 at 4:38 pm
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Shooting in the leg is difficult, first of all. Less surface area, like trying to shoot a broomstick vs a broom head. Missing a target in a self defense scenario also increases the hazard behind the target, in this case is a neighborhood.

Secondly, stopping power. Center mass shots will stop an attacker from advancing much more often as it either disables the victim or shocks them.


Not to mention that a leg shoot can turn lethal very quickly. You hit the femoral artery and it’s sayonara.

re: Put your hands up P**sy

Posted by Godfather1 on 3/27/25 at 4:35 pm
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He’s whining like a pussy


Literally. He sounds like a cat meowing.
She’s such a smug tryhard.

She knows she’s only where she’s at because she’s fricking at least one of the higher-ups at CNN. So she feels like she has to go the extra mile to justify it to herself. It’s obvious as hell.
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Hell, I'd do it if I find myself in NOLA. What book do you recommend giving him?


Mein Kampf
I have Covid right now.

I should go down there and cough on his arse.

re: ULL 4 @ LSU 17 Final

Posted by Godfather1 on 3/25/25 at 9:07 pm
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Larson transferred after this year


Victim of having an embarrassment of riches.
C’mon man. Be nice to little brother.
When I was a kid, my grandparents took me to an Astros game in Houston. He was in the room next to us at the old Astrodome Holiday Inn.

RIP. I thought he was already dead though.
Ireland is going to tariff us at a 200% rate until we agree to take her back.

That, of course, is a joke. But even if it weren’t, I’d think it would be worth it to eat that.
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Jackie was trying to get the frick out of Dodge.


That’s what I heard.

She was (understandably) freaking out. I used to think from the footage that she was trying to help the SS agent into the limo…but no. The SS agent was actually pushing HER back into the car.
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He is an Aggie. They naturally have an over inflated feeling of self worth.


Particularly that one. For whatever reason.
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4 years of you and your weeping mangina is going to be so much fun.


It’s been quite entertaining already. And we’re only 2 months in.
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I have to be careful about being a smartass.


I don’t think it’s anything he should worry about.

re: LSU 7 @ Texas 11 Final

Posted by Godfather1 on 3/22/25 at 9:04 pm
I just muted the TV. I can’t listen to these assclowns any longer.