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I don't have Party City stores anywhere near me. I was travelling several years back in TN and wanted a 6 pack and a pint of bourbon. I pulled right up to a Party City and walked right in the door and right back out. Didn't look like the party I had in mind. ...
Not sure if I'm an old man or not but I am a grandpa. A couple of birtdays ago my future son in law got me some good weed for my birthday. You might try that....
[quote]It took more than one person to “draft” that three sentence email?[/quote] You obviously aren't management material if you think it only takes one person. It takes a village baw. ...
[quote]My coworker is a simple, sweet, but kinda kooky older lady nearing retirement ([b]no pics - you dont want to see anyways[/b]). [/quote] How close to retirement and what kind of pension we looking at here? ...
It's those damn jingle horses appropriating reindeer culture. It's gone too far really....
My dad would always proclaim new catalog day as "find yourself a new mom day" to us boys....
[quote]Would she be OK with you going to a female stripper party?[/quote] Question... will there be a dancing bear? If so don't let her go....

re: Branson, MO for New Years

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/11/24 at 8:13 am
SDC closes on 12/31 for the winter and don't open back up until mid-March....
[quote] I haven't been in the NE section enough to make a ruling on it.[/quote] Nothing is underrated in NE Arkansas. ...
[quote]I met Bill Clinton once at a restaurant in Hot Springs. I was fully expecting a hand shake and move on. But he actually engaged me, asked a lot of questions, etc. We probably had a 10-15 minute conversation. It was amazing how interested he seemed in the conversation. I was mid 20s at the tim...
This could be the part time side gig to help me retire early....
I knew Kotzen from the old guitar hero days, or at least I knew him from the ads in Metal Edge or some of the rags popular back in the day. I never actually heard him play or sing until the Poison record. I was kinda mesmerized by this homeless looking dude in like bell bottoms and no shirt playin...
[quote]He realized his rep would be damaged if he were associated with Arkansas nitwits so he used his sway to get out.[/quote] Little did he know it raised the IQ of both states....
[quote]They get a lot of hate here but certain Nissans are solid vehicles.[/quote] I've had 3 over the past 10 years or so and none of them have ever seen the inside of a repair shop....
[quote]They cost the government 8 billion in payments subsidies[/quote] So those folks would be off govt subsidies if Walmart didn't exist? ...
[quote]But it once was, at least the panhandle which dips down into Arkansas. How did they manage that? Did they kick your piglet asses or just outsmart you?[/quote] Missouri needed to raise the statewide IQ by a few points....
[quote]I just cracked open a 2,000$ bottle of whiskey: Posted on 11/27/24 at 9:10 am[/quote] Hell yeah let's get this biotch started...
[quote]You live in Jackson, what's your metric for better?[/quote] Any other city?...
[quote]Basic White Instahoe[/quote] Ain't they great?...

re: Anyone living with burnout?

Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/18/24 at 9:09 am
Didn't want to go to sleep last night because I knew when I woke up I'd have to get ready for work....