ConfusedHawgInMO
Favorite team: | Arkansas |
Location: | |
Biography: | I'm good enough. I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me |
Interests: | Boobs & beer |
Occupation: | |
Number of Posts: | 3544 |
Registered on: | 4/28/2014 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Party City is going out of business. Effective immediately.....
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/20/24 at 3:26 pm
I don't have Party City stores anywhere near me. I was travelling several years back in TN and wanted a 6 pack and a pint of bourbon. I pulled right up to a Party City and walked right in the door and right back out. Didn't look like the party I had in mind. ...
re: Impossible to buy old men gifts
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/20/24 at 7:37 am
Not sure if I'm an old man or not but I am a grandpa. A couple of birtdays ago my future son in law got me some good weed for my birthday. You might try that....
re: In office M-F announcement just went out!
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/19/24 at 2:55 pm
[quote]It took more than one person to “draft” that three sentence email?[/quote]
You obviously aren't management material if you think it only takes one person. It takes a village baw.
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re: Manic female coworkers story of how her husband's phone was "hacked". Do I tell her?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/19/24 at 2:32 pm
[quote]My coworker is a simple, sweet, but kinda kooky older lady nearing retirement ([b]no pics - you dont want to see anyways[/b]). [/quote]
How close to retirement and what kind of pension we looking at here?
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re: “Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet” derogatory toward reindeer?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/12/24 at 7:38 am
It's those damn jingle horses appropriating reindeer culture. It's gone too far really....
re: 80’s and 90’s Penney’s Bra Catalog helped a lot of boys through hard times (NSFW)
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/12/24 at 7:33 am
My dad would always proclaim new catalog day as "find yourself a new mom day" to us boys....
re: Fellas, would you feel comfortable with your wife/gf going to a male stripper party?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/11/24 at 11:47 am
[quote]Would she be OK with you going to a female stripper party?[/quote]
Question... will there be a dancing bear? If so don't let her go....
re: Branson, MO for New Years
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/11/24 at 8:13 am
SDC closes on 12/31 for the winter and don't open back up until mid-March....
re: Underrated cities in the South
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/6/24 at 4:03 pm
[quote] I haven't been in the NE section enough to make a ruling on it.[/quote]
Nothing is underrated in NE Arkansas. ...
re: Has anyone here ever had a conversation with a US President?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/6/24 at 3:57 pm
[quote]I met Bill Clinton once at a restaurant in Hot Springs. I was fully expecting a hand shake and move on. But he actually engaged me, asked a lot of questions, etc. We probably had a 10-15 minute conversation. It was amazing how interested he seemed in the conversation. I was mid 20s at the tim...
re: Missouri must want to be free from illegals - this is the way
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/6/24 at 9:22 am
This could be the part time side gig to help me retire early....
re: Any Richie Kotzen fans here?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 12/6/24 at 8:56 am
I knew Kotzen from the old guitar hero days, or at least I knew him from the ads in Metal Edge or some of the rags popular back in the day. I never actually heard him play or sing until the Poison record. I was kinda mesmerized by this homeless looking dude in like bell bottoms and no shirt playin...
re: Say something nice about Missouri
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/27/24 at 4:01 pm
[quote]He realized his rep would be damaged if he were associated with Arkansas nitwits so he used his sway to get out.[/quote]
Little did he know it raised the IQ of both states....
re: Nissan Has '12 to 14 Months' Left...
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/27/24 at 2:58 pm
[quote]They get a lot of hate here but certain Nissans are solid vehicles.[/quote]
I've had 3 over the past 10 years or so and none of them have ever seen the inside of a repair shop....
re: Why do conservatives support subsidizing pay for major corporations employees
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/27/24 at 2:26 pm
[quote]They cost the government 8 billion in payments subsidies[/quote]
So those folks would be off govt subsidies if Walmart didn't exist? ...
re: Say something nice about Missouri
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/27/24 at 2:09 pm
[quote]But it once was, at least the panhandle which dips down into Arkansas.
How did they manage that? Did they kick your piglet asses or just outsmart you?[/quote]
Missouri needed to raise the statewide IQ by a few points....
re: I just cracked open a 2,000$ bottle of whiskey: I’m unimpressed
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/27/24 at 9:15 am
[quote]I just cracked open a 2,000$ bottle of whiskey: Posted on 11/27/24 at 9:10 am[/quote]
Hell yeah let's get this biotch started...
re: Livability: Memphis vs New Orleans
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/27/24 at 7:44 am
[quote]You live in Jackson, what's your metric for better?[/quote]
Any other city?...
re: OT rating of Sydney Thomas? - nsfw
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/18/24 at 10:08 am
[quote]Basic White Instahoe[/quote]
Ain't they great?...
re: Anyone living with burnout?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 11/18/24 at 9:09 am
Didn't want to go to sleep last night because I knew when I woke up I'd have to get ready for work....
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