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Why is Boinkin' Bryan Harsin surrounded by oddly named females?

Posted on 2/10/22 at 7:56 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
60928 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 7:56 pm
Sister in Law: Keli Sparkey



Daughter: Devyn Lynn



Daughter: Dayn Mykena



Wife: Kes



Boink Buddy (allegedly):








Clesi Crotchrocket

Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24703 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 7:58 pm to
All of them look like they are available for hire.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52826 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Boink Buddy

Twink
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Why is Boinkin' Bryan Harsin surrounded by oddly named females?


"Doesn't matter, had boink."
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21627 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:00 pm to
lawdy lawdy lawdy
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19789 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:00 pm to
We can't all be named De'coldest
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:00 pm to
This is one of your better ones
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7883 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:01 pm to
IDK but the Harsin family plastic surgeon is making bank
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:02 pm to
Just as long as they leave their makeup on.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
39509 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:02 pm to
I don't trust people with weird names. Especially a family of weird names.
This post was edited on 2/10/22 at 8:03 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
60928 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

We can't all be named De'coldest



You left out his middle name.

I am disappoint.


Posted by BrotherDawg84
Member since Dec 2020
3103 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:03 pm to
All skanky.
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
36388 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:06 pm to
He runs a sex cult. I’m telling you.

They hired a freak.
This post was edited on 2/10/22 at 8:07 pm
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3767 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:08 pm to
Just for the sake of providing some
valuable information to this otherwise
salacious thread; Devyn is a
Certified Permanent makeup brow artist
in Auburn.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3767 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:09 pm to
****double post****
This post was edited on 2/10/22 at 8:11 pm
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30810 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:11 pm to
How does one condemn someone for being a member of a good-looking family! Damn!...if you got it, flaunt it!
Posted by ShuckJordan
North Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
287 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:13 pm to
Keli Sparky would get the Spanky.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7276 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:13 pm to
I thought it was pictures of pornstars as a joke for the first few. Jesus. They all have that face, the makeup and plastic surgery, he is surrounded by sex dolls.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7239 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

He runs a sex cult.


His background as a Scientologist has primed him to construct and facilitate cult-like organizations.
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 2/10/22 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

How does one condemn someone for being a member of a good-looking family! Damn!...if you got it, flaunt it!

unbridled psychotic obsession.

It goes without saying that the cheaters in ttown will do it..

the johnny come REAL latelys an their $30,000,000 copycat Alabama Saban plan

that one seems odd since the entire state of Georgia is belligerent dummbaszes

intelligent people, both of them in this forum know the score
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