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re: Ty Simpson looks like a sissy Clown buying a new truck.

Posted on 4/23/25 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20278 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 10:53 am to
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This is your type.

It's a generational/episodic thing that young people do, much like TikTok being the Crocs of social media. I guarantee if you're over 40 you likely wore those dumbass birkenstocks, had white or stone washed jeans with frayed bottoms or tight rolled, and one of those stupid braided belts. Crocs and camo for a southern truck dealership by a QB from a southern blueblood CFB program seems to be a fit for a younger demographic in the region.

I've never worn a pair. I'll stick to my flops and shorts in the summer. I've also teased my son in law about them, but it's a weird flex.

More so, not sure what your hard-on for Simpson and his attire is about. That seems the weirdest thing about all of this.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 10:56 am to
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sissy Clown


Coach O. brought the word "sissy" back into mainstream SEC culture. I like it.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4566 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 11:22 am to
Hottest women in history wore stonewashed jeans in the 80's a proven fact from an expert.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:09 pm to
Pic?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
60932 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:18 pm to
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If Milroe can win 9, Simpson surely can win 14.

Seems like they should've started Simpson then

Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
13078 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:20 pm to
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What kind of dealership wants him representing them looking like this.

It got you to watch the commercial and post about it on here. I'm assuming the car dealership is fine with the advertisement that you are giving them.
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
16414 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:27 pm to
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Seems like they should've started Simpson then



2nd year in the DeBoer system for one and all, including coaches. Every year is its own universe in college football. Ty is buying time, and at some point, that becomes experience. Mac Jones waited it out, and Ty Simpson has now done the same. 14 games or that Playoff berth could easily be the reward.
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9292 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:29 pm to
Do you think nuss can win more than 10 games?
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:30 pm to
Hairspray that put holes in the ozone
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30607 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:32 pm to
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Hairspray that put holes in the ozone


Kept their hair out of their face while they were sucking it.

Seems worth it.



Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2584 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:33 pm to
But holding her hair back with one hand is half the fun
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30607 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:34 pm to
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But holding her hair back with one hand is half the fun


That was the 90s.

Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4566 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 12:49 pm to
Hugh Hefner the foremost expert on hot women has said before several times the most beautiful women were from the 80's.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
60932 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:03 pm to
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Do you think nuss can win more than 10 games?


Sure
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
22361 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:05 pm to
Kids been turkey hunting. Leave him alone.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:11 pm to
bump
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20278 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:20 pm to
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Hottest women in history wore stonewashed jeans in the 80's a proven fact from an expert.

I'll raise you a girl with those white Guess jeans
Posted by JEC119
Member since Apr 2024
1179 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:08 pm to
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Name them and what they have done that is so badass.



Their words:

“They have fought and killed because the USA told them too and they got awarded for it. “

No names. sorry they are private and nope none of their exploits are “Classified” lol

I just found it funny that some people think if you wear a certain shoe like crocs you’re not a man and I know real men who do.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:15 pm to
Oh we believe you
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4566 posts
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:32 pm to
You are 100% correct.
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