Lewis Grizzard on the South Carolina Game

Now Ol' Lewis, you know, was a die hard Dawg, and a great writer. He and Vince Dooley, both agree, that this is the best headline that was ever printed. This story was told by one of Lewis' fraternity brothers.

Here goes:

On the eve of the Georgia – South Carolina game 41 years ago, I was hanging out with three Sigma Pi brothers (The Hound, Tex, and Blake) drinking a few cold PBRs at the old Callaway Gardens Apartment on the Atlanta highway.

We were discussing the upcoming game against the Gamecocks and lamenting the fact that we were going into the game with several key players out with injuries – including our starting DE, Billy Payne (now chairman of Augusta National GC), and his roommate, MLB, Happy D*i*c*k*s (seriously, this was the man’s name).

About 10:00 p.m. that night, another fraternity brother, Lewis Grizzard, came in after he got off work. Lewis didn’t have much free time, lately, because he had gotten married over the summer to his high school sweetheart, Nancy. In addition to taking a full load at the university, he was working two jobs to help pay for (referring to Nancy) “this expensive habit”.

A talented young man, Lewis was writing two columns daily – one in the morning for the Athens Banner Herald and one in the afternoon for the Athens Daily News.

Lewis walked in, went straight to the refrigerator, got a beer, plopped down in a chair, pushed his glasses back up his nose and announced, “Gentlemen, with any luck at all, tomorrow morning you’ll witness journalistic history. I have submitted my column, and if it gets by my editor – and there’s a good chance of that happening since he looked drunk earlier this evening – you’ll witness the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism.”

He refused to tell us what it was, and to be honest with you, we all forgot about it. As Lewis went home to his lovely, young bride, the four of us went back over to the Fraternity house to get a head start on the weekend.

The next morning, as usual, I went straight for the sports section of the newspaper. Looking at the sports page, I could do nothing but smile because ol’ Lewis had pulled it off.

To this day, Vince Dooley calls it his most memorable column ever – all because of the headline, which read:

DOGS TO PLAY C*O*C*K*S WITH D*I*C*K*S OUT

Without a doubt, it was the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism.