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re: Kirby is getting old
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:19 pm to dallastiger55
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:19 pm to dallastiger55
Jeez...Elko. they say the camera adds 10lbs...not 10^3 lbs
Between he Heuple and Pitman that chef in Destin is going to be exhausted next SEC meeting
Between he Heuple and Pitman that chef in Destin is going to be exhausted next SEC meeting
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:25 pm to 49 to nada
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I gotta admit, the bowl Kirby's barber uses must be getting worn down by the scissor scrape. He should definitely get a new bowl.
Kirby then:
(Looking good, young, vigorous)
Kirby now, after 2023 SEC Championship game loss: (looking old, decrepit, beaten, and frankly, almost ready for the grave)
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:35 pm to Crimson_Chaos
Kirby has to wear a visor now too
Elko might be dead within 5 years
Elko might be dead within 5 years
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:36 pm to A Lite
Gumps ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:41 pm to A Lite
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When Saban retires in a few days, or a week or so, as all the experts here have indicated will happen, does Smart come home to the state he was born in and learned how to coach in and enable Alabama to continue its tradition of total and complete dominance of college football?
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:42 pm to AHM21
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I agree A Lite. You can see it in this clip from within the last month after losing to Alabama.
The fatter he gets, the more he looks like Houston Nutt.
Wow, that is horrible. Mama needs to call him home, make him eat better, and get him away from Georgia, ASAP.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:47 pm to Leto II
Nah, I’m no Simple Jack AU fan
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:30 pm to A Lite
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Let me help you rewrite that and present it in another fashion.
Prof said: Great post, Altie, keep it up.
I'll allow it.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:42 pm to AHM21
quote:OMG, you’re right,the gray temples and +25 pounds has him looking just like Houston Nutt.
You can see it in this clip from within the last month after losing to Alabama.
The fatter he gets, the more he looks like Houston Nutt.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:48 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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Gumps ladies and gentlemen.
Smart is now almost dead, as seen in the photo above. 48 is super old, I understand that, but I've seen more healthy looking 48 year olds.
For his health, he needs to come back to Alabama tomorrow, or next week, when Saban retires.
Coming home can reinvigorate the senses and may snap him out of the seeming death spiral which has engulfed him.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:49 pm to A Lite
Alabama Lite
Name fits
Name fits
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:49 pm to A Lite
Grandpaw Nick will be 73 this year.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:10 pm to A Lite
Bad troll is bad. “Bama’s dominance” ended in 2017, which very well could be the last championship of the Saban era. People in Tuscaloosa are too slow to figure that out. Everything is slow there. Even most Alabama trailer parks, where approximately 76% of Bama fans reside (according to 2020 census data, at least), they still run on 56k internet. I read about a Bama fan whose neighbor, during the Rose Bowl SEC humiliation game, was only able to stream “Freebird” in its entirety a mere 4 times, Bama fans in other parts of the country typically get through 23 streams every game. They get REAAAAALLY grumpy otherwise. The article said it was so frustrating for him that he got drunk on goat piss and crashed his 1985 Subaru Outback into a Circle K and still tried to order 17 Oatmeal Cream Pies.
Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah. Bama is done, and UGA’s biggest asset was the East so they will still be better than Bama but certainly not the juggernaut that we feared.
Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah. Bama is done, and UGA’s biggest asset was the East so they will still be better than Bama but certainly not the juggernaut that we feared.
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:32 pm to Dingbag
You seem to have forgotten that 50 points that Georgia, the beast of the East,laid on your West LSU program.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:39 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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You seem to have forgotten that 50 points that Georgia, the beast of the East,laid on your West LSU program.
Vandy with females at all skill positions could’ve scored 50 on LSU’s defense. This is not the burn you think it is.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:48 pm to A Lite
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Kirby Smart is 48 fricking years old. That is almost AARP time.
Pipe down, lil whipper snapper.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:49 pm to Dingbag
LSU fans looked pretty crispy fried after that game.
I was there and saw it first hand. One LSU gal was bawling her eyes out early in the fourth quarter. Her male companion was so burned he yelled at her to “shut the frick up, we gotta here ”. And they were. Several Georgia people clapped as they left. The guy who had obviously had more than his share of adult beverages had been really mouthy before the game started. Threw a few insults out early in the game and then went silent. These folks weren’t the only upset people dressed in purple. LSU took it hard.
I was there and saw it first hand. One LSU gal was bawling her eyes out early in the fourth quarter. Her male companion was so burned he yelled at her to “shut the frick up, we gotta here ”. And they were. Several Georgia people clapped as they left. The guy who had obviously had more than his share of adult beverages had been really mouthy before the game started. Threw a few insults out early in the game and then went silent. These folks weren’t the only upset people dressed in purple. LSU took it hard.
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:51 pm to A Lite
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Has that happened one hundred million times before or is this a new phenomenon?
I'm new here. Beats me.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:52 pm to Dingbag
Ding Bag should take notes of the subtle presentation that A Lite used to hook so many.
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