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Clemson and lsu sitting in a tree?

Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:44 pm
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:44 pm
Mention 30 straight loses by lsu, to Bama at Tiger Stadium, and a typical corndog chirps back 44-16. Mention 8 straight losses and the response will be 44-16. Mention that Bama man is about to steal your lsu skank and the response is 44-16. The bank repossess your shack built of twigs standing on sticks in a sewer swamp and they can only reply 44-16.

I, personally, don't think it's possible to be any more cucked and feminine than this type of response.

All men in Louisiana pride themselves on their masculinity and toughness and self-sufficiency.

Yet, in an odd twist, virtually all lsu fans have become whimpering, mincing, prancing, and spinning ladies with almost no qualities that define manhood.

It's as if their protector and provider are the more manly and strong men of Clemson. I mean, sure, the state of South Carolina does have braver, stronger, and tougher men than the state of Louisiana but, I suppose its just odd to see a whole fan-base supplicate themselves at the feet of the more powerful.

Maybe latching onto a bigger dick than they have gives them some reassurance that everything will be okay and Bama won't hurt them anymore.

I don't know. But I do know it's one of the oddest phenomenons I've ever witnessed.

This post was edited on 10/29/19 at 6:55 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
78997 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:47 pm to
Daboeaux? Shouldn't it be Dabeaux? Fkn gumps
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48152 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:48 pm to
Are you a 12 year old girl? Seriously
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
11255 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:49 pm to
Jesus...wtf is wrong with you ? Seems EVERY thought that pops into your little brain, has something to do with LSU ! You come off as an emotional school girl...LOL
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
44033 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:50 pm to
Weren't you a gump last week?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
26783 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:50 pm to
It’s Altie season.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
78997 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Jesus...wtf is wrong with you ? Seems EVERY thought that pops into your little brain, has something to do with LSU ! You come off as an emotional school girl...LOL


People have said this about me in the past, now I'm a top 10 LSU poster on here. I dont think he will be as successful though.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
78997 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Weren't you a gump last week?


Yes, but technically I was trolling them and increasing the IQ of their fanbase.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
34524 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:52 pm to
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Daboeaux


Are gumps all this fricking stupid, or only in October?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
34524 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:54 pm to
And here's Assy, dick riding a self-contained life skills class reject no one has ever heard of.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Daboeaux? Shouldn't it be Dabeaux? Fkn gumps


Don't really know or care. I changed that image anyway because it would not upload as a .png and I didn't like the black backgroud.
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:56 pm to
TL,DR
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Jesus...wtf is wrong with you ? Seems EVERY thought that pops into your little brain, has something to do with LSU ! You come off as an emotional school girl...LOL


44-16? Is that what you meant?
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

TL,DR


Didn't read.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

And here's Assy, dick riding a self-contained life skills class reject no one has ever heard of.


Did you really just want to say 44-16?
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
11255 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 7:00 pm to
Nope...I meant exactly what I posted about you...
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21620 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Clemson and lsu sitting in a tree?


The rest of your post is TL;DR.

The beauty of a schoolyard taunt is that it is quick and to the point.
Posted by Icoachfb
Greenville SC
Member since Jan 2019
1796 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 7:01 pm to
I really think it’s Daniel
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

People have said this about me in the past, now I'm a top 10 LSU poster on here. I dont think he will be as successful though.


I determine who the top posters on this site are. I make the awards.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171838 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 7:04 pm to
Jesus Christ man. It's just football. How pathetic is your life that you have to melt this badly a week and a half before the game?
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