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Most painful poop you've ever taken
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:07 pm
What did you eat to result in the most painful shite of your life?
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:13 pm to TTsTowel
Tacos at a Lakers game.. sat on the toilet the whole game
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:18 pm to TTsTowel
When I had an acute bout of colitis. Whether it was shitting or eating, anything that moved through my intestines felt like passing razor blades.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:21 pm to TTsTowel
Had a leftover rack of ribs sitting on the counter all day after a BBQ the day before. Got drunk, ate the whole rack.
Woke up at 3AM and purged what felt like the ninth ring of hell from betwixt my buttcheeks
Woke up at 3AM and purged what felt like the ninth ring of hell from betwixt my buttcheeks
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:24 pm to TTsTowel
A post-Oxy poop. Thought I was giving birth
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:25 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Rainbows and sprinkles.
We don't fart either. And when we do it smells like lavendar and vanilla.
We don't fart either. And when we do it smells like lavendar and vanilla.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:29 pm to BluegrassBelle
Wish my girlfriend would listen to this.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:32 pm to TTsTowel
Was in an accident a few years ago and the pain killers had me backed up so to speak.....I literally almost blacked out from the pain and almost dialed 911 from the toilet seat, it was that damn bad
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:40 pm to TTsTowel
A couple days after a 3 day weekend bender. Completely dehydrated and it was like passing rocks.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:47 pm to TTsTowel
Probably gonna be a recurring theme:
Painkillers for a lower back injury, didn't poop for 4 days, wanted to poop, tried to poop, couldn't poop
Finally, on day 5, it happened, took 20 minutes of the most excruciating pain, I actually shed a tear, BUT A MANLY TEAR GODDAMNIT. I exited the restroom covered in sweat, went to the woods and punched a bear in the face.
Painkillers for a lower back injury, didn't poop for 4 days, wanted to poop, tried to poop, couldn't poop
Finally, on day 5, it happened, took 20 minutes of the most excruciating pain, I actually shed a tear, BUT A MANLY TEAR GODDAMNIT. I exited the restroom covered in sweat, went to the woods and punched a bear in the face.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 7:58 pm to TTsTowel
When my hemorrhoids were in full blast the night before the doctors appointment when I got the cure.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:00 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Painkillers for a lower back injury, didn't poop for 4 days, wanted to poop, tried to poop, couldn't poop
Real talk, I vividly remember the first time I had to try to go after my scope for endometriosis. It had attached to my bowel, which in return had attached to my abdominal wall.
Easily the second most painful bathroom experience between trying to use the bathroom while taking pain meds, the abdominal wall still healing, as well as where they burned the endo off of my bowel.
This is probably the real reason I haven't had kids yet.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:03 pm to TTsTowel
I had a wreck in May. To begin with, I had not pooped in a day or so before the wreck. Then, I had to have surgery to repair a broken femur. So fast forward about 8 days after being under anesthesia, loaded with morphine and painkillers, and only having an appetite for bananas, I finally decided it was time to give it a shot.
Combine the pain of 9 days of no fecal evacuations with the fact that the toilet seat was hitting me right where the break was in my leg, and the humiliation of having to be helped to the toilet by my fiancé and mother, it was pretty much the most physical and mentally painful shite in the history of shits.
Combine the pain of 9 days of no fecal evacuations with the fact that the toilet seat was hitting me right where the break was in my leg, and the humiliation of having to be helped to the toilet by my fiancé and mother, it was pretty much the most physical and mentally painful shite in the history of shits.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:10 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Me, too. Painkillers for knee surgery. Also took 5 days to poop. I don't know if I was crying from the pain or the relief. I had no idea painkillers can shut down your digestive system like that.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:14 pm to TTsTowel
Had knee surgery in high school and was on pain killers for several weeks... Strained so hard on the toilet I actually cummed a little a couple times... Seriously.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:16 pm to Kentucker
damn yall, my a-hole hurts just in sympathy for you poor bastards.
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:21 pm to Kentucker
I was also really disappointed in the volume of the poop itself. After all that, not a particularly impressive specimen was deposited.
I was expecting
I was expecting
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:28 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I'm with you on that. I didn't take a decent dump for two or three weeks after I got the first one out. It was either the runny stringy kind from the mixture of medicine I was on, or a just a little group of milk dud looking turds.
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