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re: (Other Side)Chris_topher's love advice thread
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:34 am to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:34 am to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:47 am to crispyUGA
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Georgia Tech Fan
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love advice
Does not compute.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:07 am to Chris_topher
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I recommend using a catch phrase while making love to your woman
Mine is,
oh, I nutted.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:32 am to K9
Try to stare into her eyes as much as possible when you say your catch phrase
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:37 am to Chris_topher
She can see your soul if she looks into your eyes during your vinegar strokes
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 10:38 am
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:38 am to DawgCountry
Lights always on, correct
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:00 am to Chris_topher
quote:I was seriously expecting something along the lines of:
Chris_topher's love advice thread
"Use extra moisturizing lotion for your hand to keep it soft and happy. It will pay dividends during intimacy, as well."
"When your online girlfriend is yelling at you, don't just log off of your instant messenger to get away, but try to work through your problems. Try reading through The Joy of Trek during Skype sessions to increase your relationship bond."
"It's not appropriate to treat your girlfriend like a slave. Make sure you program her with adequate AI to give the appearance of free will."
"Before inviting your lady friend back to your place, always make sure your mother knows ahead of time so she doesn't interrupt your private D&D session in your basement bedroom. Nothing ruins a good time like having to break character to help your parents with tech support"
"If your girlfriend wants to play WoW with her clan instead of with you, don't take it personally. Giving her that needed space and time away with her other online friends will make her appreciate you even more."
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:55 am to Spaceman Spiff
It's always weird to look at videos like that and realize that the beautiful girls you see are now in their mid 40s or older.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 7:43 am to Broncothor
Wife:
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Call you shortly. About to get on conference call
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:00 am to Chris_topher
Send this txt message to your wife or girlfriend today:
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Do you think I'm handsome?
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:10 am to Chris_topher
You really are an idiot.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:26 am to Chris_topher
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Do you think I'm handsome?
Hrmmmm
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:15 am to Chris_topher
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Send this video to your wife or girlfriend
LINK
Why do I have the feeling this link will be gayer than gay?
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