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re: "I was NOT intoxicated."—Michelle Pritchett
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am to Tigerwaffe
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am to Tigerwaffe
Cheers to Rattlehead on the fark board.....gold.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:07 am to tigerdup07
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the way she "swings" on the handrail is proof that she is wasted.
Yep....
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:11 am to arrakis
Can you imagine being the husband and walking into work Monday?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:12 am to thelawnwranglers
Pretty sure he's a self employed logger (not joking)
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Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:23 am to Tigerwaffe
I really think it takes a real level of stupidity to claim to be sober when you do something incredibly stupid. Anyone remotely intelligent who did something incredibly stupid when they were drunk will swear that they had way to much to drink.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:27 am to Tigerwaffe
BS.... That woman was hammered.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:29 am to thelawnwranglers
quote:I'm guessing this isn't the first time she's done something like this. Somewhere along the line, she's ignored indications in her life that she shouldn't drink.
Can you imagine being the husband and walking into work Monday?
In a previous life, I had a good friend from Minnesota who lost a promising career as a fighter pilot when he got faced, stopped at a convenience store, stopped at the Playboy/Penthouse rack and started spanking his monkey. Totally inexplicable. I wouldn't have believed it if I had not seen the police report. For most, a drink or ten ain't a big deal. When you lose control and go on autopilot like this women, you know you've got a problem.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:47 am to Hater Bait
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Give her a break. Personally, I thought it was awesome.
Of course you do.
In the past 3 years, Gumps have killed trees, teabagged unconscious drunks in public, threatened the life of their own kicker, killed each other over not being upset enough over an Iron Bowl loss...and now this.
Congratulations on belonging to a fanbase that gives the phrase "batshit insane" a whole new meaning.
But hey, 11 wins. I'm sure you're proud.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:47 am to thelawnwranglers
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Can you imagine being the husband and walking into work Monday?
In your world, you'd be ashamed.
In his world, he will be a hero, as will the entire family.
The 16yo so flipping off the fans is the next in line to do something memorable for their fan base.
Her comments about Saban are gold.
Saban is becoming more and more like Obama every day: A man whose path to achievement is paved with much easier standards than his opponents, while his failures are propped up by the media as amazing successful endeavors, all the while being cheered on by fan base full of morons.
This really is pure gold.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 8:50 am
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:49 am to son of arlo
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In a previous life, I had a good friend from Minnesota who lost a promising career as a fighter pilot when he got faced, stopped at a convenience store, stopped at the Playboy/Penthouse rack and started spanking his monkey. Totally inexplicable. I wouldn't have believed it if I had not seen the police report. For most, a drink or ten ain't a big deal. When you lose control and go on autopilot like this women, you know you've got a problem.
Cecil Collins?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:51 am to Tigerwaffe
So, she's just bat shite crazy.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:52 am to EZE Tiger Fan
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In your world, you'd be ashamed.
Hey you see what my old lady did? Lol
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:54 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
creepily awesome!
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:56 am to EZE Tiger Fan
Some will say these are fringe, fanatical fans, but the sheer number of Bama fringe fans appears to be enormous. They were bad when they were national champs, imagine the carnage if they were 7-5.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:00 am to Jobu93
Did she get a free pass to Central Lock-up? I can't believe the NOPD officer did not jack her up in the origina video. She is marginally decent looking so prolly has been receiving free passes her whole life.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:05 am to MadDoggyStyle
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Some will say these are fringe, fanatical fans, but the sheer number of Bama fringe fans appears to be enormous. They were bad when they were national champs, imagine the carnage if they were 7-5.
Idiot fans are nothing new to a fan base, any fan base, really.
What amazed me about Bama fans, however, is that these are individuals who are middle to upper class people that one would expect a certain degree of "class" from. That's what amazed me the most about what I saw in NOLA two years ago before and after the game.
People of both genders and ages from 12-70 who look like "you and me" that act like pure trash. I watched Senior Citizens, both male and female, cuss out LSU fans after the game, complete with the classic middle finger to the face....
But what shocked me most was their apparent social status. It's not cheap to go to a bowl game in NOLA. These were people with high socio-economical standing in their communities and they act like this.
My gosh, there was a line of people getting things signed by Harvey Updyke, taking their young kids to see him. I had to ask who the guy was because I didn't know. Having a Bama fan gush to me in front of his 9yo son about how proud a guy like HU made him was really eye-opening to me. Having his son smile back at me and say "he's going to sign my jersey!" was pretty....shite, I can't describe it. I saw my son in that kid and just shook my head.
This woman in this video....she resembles a lot of people's wives. I think this is the most difficult thing to grasp when explaining Bama fans to other people who don't get it. LOL
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 9:08 am
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:15 am to andouille
Are you freakin serious about Harvey Updike?
Alabama fans were lined up to get shite signed by him???
Alabama fans were lined up to get shite signed by him???
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