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re: Who here would rather have Texas in our conference than the aggies?
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:07 pm to The_SwAUggford
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:07 pm to The_SwAUggford
Sick of these rhetorical threads...
OP GFY..
OP GFY..
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:09 pm to MikeHoncho
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Hi, Spur
Sorry, wasn't ignoring ya, Mike!
Sup
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:26 pm to MikeHoncho
Obvious troll is obvious.
A few fun thoughts though.
The irony is that A&M probably could have stopped Texas from going to the SEC but Texas could not do it to A&M.
Texas vs A&M is kind of like the old Ginger vs Mary Ann debate. Ginger may be the hot movie star but damn she is a high maintenance bitch. Nice to shag but hell to live with. Mary Ann OTOH is the wholesome girl next door. Maybe not quite as sexy but damn cute and she is actually someone you could marry.
Texas doesn't want the SEC because they look down on all of you as inbred hillbilly idiots that are not worth smelling their farts. They don't like conferences that play remotely fair either, everything must favor them and be about them. They would insist the conference office be moved to Austin and they get veto power on everything out of the SEC office. The would also replace Slive with a puppet. You really can't grasp the arrogance of Texas until you deal with them regularly. A&M, Mizzou, Nebraska, and Colorado didn't GTFO without good reason. Half the teams in the Big 12 now would bolt but they can't.
Austin is a great town, that's why I live here. Texas is also a nice campus and it's a great place to live or visit. It's about as Non SEC as there is though.
Finally, while they do have hotties the culture at Texas is much better shown by this recent film about them:
A few fun thoughts though.
The irony is that A&M probably could have stopped Texas from going to the SEC but Texas could not do it to A&M.
Texas vs A&M is kind of like the old Ginger vs Mary Ann debate. Ginger may be the hot movie star but damn she is a high maintenance bitch. Nice to shag but hell to live with. Mary Ann OTOH is the wholesome girl next door. Maybe not quite as sexy but damn cute and she is actually someone you could marry.
Texas doesn't want the SEC because they look down on all of you as inbred hillbilly idiots that are not worth smelling their farts. They don't like conferences that play remotely fair either, everything must favor them and be about them. They would insist the conference office be moved to Austin and they get veto power on everything out of the SEC office. The would also replace Slive with a puppet. You really can't grasp the arrogance of Texas until you deal with them regularly. A&M, Mizzou, Nebraska, and Colorado didn't GTFO without good reason. Half the teams in the Big 12 now would bolt but they can't.
Austin is a great town, that's why I live here. Texas is also a nice campus and it's a great place to live or visit. It's about as Non SEC as there is though.
Finally, while they do have hotties the culture at Texas is much better shown by this recent film about them:
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:30 pm to aggressor
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Ginger vs Mary Ann debate
Mary Ann. Hands down. There is no debate
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:32 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Not surprising coming from you
In yo head.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:34 pm to USMC Gators
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In yo head.
Enough with petty squabbles--where do you stand on the important issues like the Ginger vs. Mary Ann debate?
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:44 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I've always preferred Ginger, but I think Bailey is much more desirable than Jennifer on WKRP.
And in the immortal words of Mr. Carlson, "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
And in the immortal words of Mr. Carlson, "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Posted on 2/15/13 at 1:47 pm to Crimson Legend
That was the all time funniest episode of that show, props to you sir!
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:11 pm to MikeHoncho
I liked A&M before they started posting here, now I would love to take Texas. They are getting worse than Arkansas posters.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:19 pm to joeytiger
Texas would be a better add to the SEC. All SEC teams would try to beat the $hit out of Texas and would. TAMU still has that sneak up on you factor and will never be respected.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:23 pm to joeytiger
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I liked A&M before they started posting here, now I would love to take Texas. They are getting worse than Arkansas posters.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:30 pm to joeytiger
yea cause you wouldnt be ecstatic over having a very good year when everyone from posters on the rant, to the national media, and the local media said we would tank
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:39 pm to MikeHoncho
Frick that.
-Austin is a poor man's Nashville.
-Orange is the ugliest color in the rainbow.
-Texans are annoying as a whole. Alright, that one's a push, but the other two stand.
-Austin is a poor man's Nashville.
-Orange is the ugliest color in the rainbow.
-Texans are annoying as a whole. Alright, that one's a push, but the other two stand.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:39 pm to MikeHoncho
The aggie fans troll like Arky fans. With Arky, it was funny for a little while. With the aggies, it was pathetic from the beginning.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:41 pm to MikeHoncho
No way. Texas is a cancer, and that will continue until its leadership is replaced to the point where the entire mindset of being the "Joneses" is gone. That AD has lost its way, and they have a history of trying to strong arm conferencemates. I want none of that in the SEC.
Not to say I wouldn't welcome Texas under other circumstances, but not with their current leadership.
Not to say I wouldn't welcome Texas under other circumstances, but not with their current leadership.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:45 pm to BossaGator
Haha, funny thread.
You can have asstin. I despise that liberal, hippie, wannabe san fran town.
Arky calling us retarded little brother? That's rich.
You can have asstin. I despise that liberal, hippie, wannabe san fran town.
Arky calling us retarded little brother? That's rich.
This post was edited on 2/15/13 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:46 pm to MikeHoncho
From a financial standpoint it is obviously Texas
Posted on 2/15/13 at 2:50 pm to BossaGator
Irony is A&M fans calling anybody gay.
It's well documented that the SEC wanted Texas and Oklahoma first. Pointless thread is pointless.
It's well documented that the SEC wanted Texas and Oklahoma first. Pointless thread is pointless.
Posted on 2/15/13 at 3:40 pm to EC Reb
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Irony is A&M fans calling anybody gay.
It's well documented that the SEC wanted Texas and Oklahoma first. Pointless thread is pointless.
Really? Slive called A&M in '10 not Texas. They flirted with OU but would never take the OU/OSU package deal.
You guys love to call Aggies gay because we used to be an all male school and thus have a lot of traditions linked to it. Hell, we even have a sense of humor about it even though it is like saying the Citadel is filled with closet homos. The truth is A&M has consistently been ranked as one of the LEAST friendly schools for homosexuals and is one of the most conservative public universities in the country. It's not that we are anti gay but its just not a place where homosexuals tend to like because it is a very traditional and conservative school and doesn't try to be overly PC but since there are 50k students there certainly are some homosexuals. All of the gay jokes on Ags are that somehow we are all closeted because we have Yell Leaders (who actually get more hot women than probably anyone on this board, Yell Leaders are the top elected position on campus).
Texas and Austin though have always been very gay friendly and you see plenty of people being openly homosexual on campus (guys holding hands, wearing gay pride shirts, etc.) . That's part of who they are and that's fine. I've worked with several gay guys and girls from Texas and they are great people. Texas was actually listed a few years back as the best place to find a "life partner" if you are gay because it has such a thriving openly gay social scene.
Believe what you wish though.
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