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Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:49 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
42236 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:49 am
Downvote if you agree with these rankings.




1. Mizzou obsession of Arkansas

2. LSU obsession of Alabama

2. Alabama obsession of LSU

4. Tennessee obsession of Florida

5. Auburn obsession of Alabama

6. Texas obsession with themselves

7. Mizzou obsession of LSU

8. Kentucky obsession of Tennessee

9. Texas A&M obsession of LSU

10. Mizzou obsession of Ole Miss


This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 9:12 am
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
20694 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:56 am to
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10. Mizzou obsession of Ole Miss


This isn't a thing. Should be LSU obsession with anything successful about "Ole Piss." ...or just anything piss in general.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
42236 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:59 am to
quote:

This isn't a thing. Should be LSU obsession with anything successful about "Ole Piss." ...or just anything piss in general.



You THINK it's not a thing because you're not used to it yet.

You're not really realizing how hard Mizzou falls all over themselves to try and measure up to you. Part of it I think is all the Missouri kids who go to Ole Miss.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
20694 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:06 am to
What is the explanation of why LSU fans are obsessed with piss, though?
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
7139 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:08 am to

quote:

6. Texas obsession with themselves


Number six, with a bullet ….
This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 6:09 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
42236 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:16 am to
LSU obsession of Ole Miss is ranked #11
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
5963 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:35 am to
quote:

5. Auburn obsession of Alabama



Just remember, an Alabama fan loaded up a truck filled with poison and drove 30 miles to Auburn when everyone was asleep to kill a couple of hundred year old trees because Auburn won a game against Alabama.
Posted by WossNess
H Town
Member since Jan 2025
59 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:36 am to
As a Texas fan I love it. No other Team has hand signal that used by other teams like Texas
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2112 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:38 am to
11. Serraneaux obsession of men’s buttholes
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5017 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:39 am to
quote:

As a Texas fan I love it. No other Team has hand signal that used by other teams like Texas


Hey man its your soap and your dick. You can wash it as fast as you want
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1116 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:40 am to
List is pretty accurate, but on this board you could flip some stuff around. Mizzou is so desperate to measure up, they’re trying to compare themselves to everyone. Their latest obsession has been LSU. That one is tops. 2, is LSU/Alabama and vice versa are pretty much interchangeable throughout the last several years, but over the last 2, Bama’s obsession with LSU tips the scales towards them.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16207 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:24 am to
Rent free
Posted by Uhtred
Bebbanburg
Member since Sep 2018
808 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:35 am to
quote:

As a Texas fan I love it. No other Team has hand signal that used by other teams like Texas


Other teams have been using the gator chomp to mock UF for years
Posted by WossNess
H Town
Member since Jan 2025
59 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:37 am to
The same with the U at Miami too. But horns down is more widely known
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
21287 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Should be LSU obsession with anything successful about "Ole Piss."


And I'm sure that same can be said for the Ole piss obsession with LSU.
Posted by LetItBe
Columbia, MO
Member since Apr 2022
542 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Mizzou obsession of Arkansas

quote:

Mizzou obsession of LSU

quote:

Mizzou obsession of Ole Miss


Posted by an Arky fan. Oh, the irony.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3132 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:23 am to
Mizzou is the only program that has never won a sec championship in football, basketball or baseball. That is where the inferiority complex comes from. They are overcompensating because they know they don’t belong in the sec.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28955 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 9:21 am to
No Arky obsession with Auburn?

List is shite.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
8603 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 9:21 am to
#1. Harry Rex Vonner obsession with himself
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
4301 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 9:36 am to
One sick obsessed person is the crazed Kansas fan following my ever move and post on this board. He actually posted pictures of my post and a few others he actually printed off and claimed to organize them into folders. He is a very sick person.
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