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Describe your team as a turkey.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:51 am
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:51 am
I think Texas would be a 32 pound butterball. Hyped up but Ok and always disappointed it doesn’t come with the popup temperature sensor.
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Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:55 am to 4EsandATutti
Slices of deli meat turkey suddenly reconstituting just before you throw it out
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:56 am to 4EsandATutti
LANKy, like an Osceola 
Posted on 11/28/24 at 11:57 am to 4EsandATutti
The one where your relatives say next years will be better
This post was edited on 11/28/24 at 11:58 am
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:02 pm to 4EsandATutti
Mostly delicious but slightly undercooked in the middle.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:07 pm to 4EsandATutti
Mine could have been delicious but fumbled off the tray. Literally a butterball
This post was edited on 11/28/24 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:08 pm to 4EsandATutti
Just a plain ole turkey with no seasoning or flavor
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:11 pm to 4EsandATutti
A turkey prepared by a self proclaimed over paid chef that taste like cafeteria turkey you had the week of Thanksgiving in elementary school.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:22 pm to 4EsandATutti
Texas is a turkey that looks great going into the oven, but ultimately disappointing in the end.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:37 pm to Froman
Arkansas is the turkey in lampoons Christmas vacation
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:38 pm to Omahawgs15
Hope everyone enjoyed their dinner. That smoked deer roast I just had was one of the best things I’ve tasted
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:41 pm to 4EsandATutti
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Describe your team as a turkey.
Killed, seasoned and then smoked for hours.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:43 pm to 4EsandATutti
Really only looks good in one way and putting different uniform combos on it doesn’t really make it look better.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:52 pm to 4EsandATutti
Texas is a turkey that hasn’t beaten a ranked team yet
Posted on 11/28/24 at 12:55 pm to TN Tygah
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Texas is a turkey that hasn’t beaten a ranked team yet
And got whooped by the only ranked turkey they played Posted on 11/28/24 at 1:19 pm to 4EsandATutti
Public land turkey you can hear, but just doesn't ever really show up for action.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 1:44 pm to 4EsandATutti
Missouri: a turkey lays egg
Posted on 11/28/24 at 1:46 pm to 4EsandATutti
Some of the best ingredients you can gather, but nobody has been able to cook it worth a crap.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 2:26 pm to 4EsandATutti
Where you you're not sure how they like like it so you ask "no offense on how it's prepared?"
Posted on 11/28/24 at 2:30 pm to 4EsandATutti
OU’s would be a blind person cooking thinking it was a turkey but it turns out to be a quail..
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