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ut arrives tomorrow
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:45 pm
And it feels like Cousin Eddie arriving and the shitter in his RV is full.
Seriously though, you ever have that relative by marriage that you thought you wouldn’t have to see anymore after the divorce but slimy ducking snake somehow worms his way back? That’s texas.
I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners. Hoping for the best.
Seriously though, you ever have that relative by marriage that you thought you wouldn’t have to see anymore after the divorce but slimy ducking snake somehow worms his way back? That’s texas.
I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners. Hoping for the best.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:46 pm to AlaskaAg
We definitely needed another thread on this
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:46 pm to AlaskaAg
Sorry about your issues....glad to be here in any event!
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:47 pm to AlaskaAg
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And it feels like Cousin Eddie arriving and the shitter in his RV is full.
When you can’t spot the sucker in the room.
You are the sucker!
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:49 pm to BurntOC
No one asked you. Sit down until called upon bitch.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:53 pm to AlaskaAg
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I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners.
Y'all could always run away like bitches. Again.

Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:02 pm to AlaskaAg
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And it feels like Cousin Eddie arriving and the shitter in his RV is full.
Seriously though, you ever have that relative by marriage that you thought you wouldn’t have to see anymore after the divorce but slimy ducking snake somehow worms his way back? That’s texas.
I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners. Hoping for the best.
Honestly, brother, we’re not here to be good partners with you. We’re here to chart our own course and build something special with the SEC in whatever ways we can help. Maybe we f*** it all up and lose too much, but probably we’ll have a pretty damn fun time taking shots for the trophy every now and again and the football will be worth watching either way.
But you, you’re different. We’re here to beat you as many times as possible as we follow our goals. We’d just as soon see you guys stay a middling contender, beat you 6 out of every 7 seasons, and eventually watch you go back to the Big 12 with your big pouty lips and your tough talk and your hitler youth haircut, goose stepping, pretend military cult red asses marching back to a conference where you might—MIGHT—actually have a Vegas odds shot of wining your first real trophy since Gone With the Wind was being filmed.
Feel free to blame us every step of the way as you go, too. It’s the only thing you seem to do with consistency as a fan base—no need to give that up now.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:04 pm to AlaskaAg
Really? Why hasn't anyone mentioned this before now?
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:05 pm to AlaskaAg
Bingo.
That’s the gift that keeps on giving, Clark
That’s the gift that keeps on giving, Clark
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:14 pm to AlaskaAg
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No one asked you. Sit down until called upon bitch
Seems like you have a special place in your heart for The University of Texas. Special.
We start playing games soon enough but I don't think the results will change the passion against us on this forum.
I do think you will continue to display your special articulation of your special thoughts.
You impress me. I have even cut and past several of your comments to reuse because well they are that good.
This post was edited on 6/30/24 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:26 pm to AlaskaAg
They are going to get a fricking dude awakening this football season.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:31 pm to FluffyBunnyFeet
Utx is the one who looks like little bitches following A&M to the SEC. Utx fans made so much fun of A&M when they joined the conference. Telling them they were joining a conference of hillbillies and trailer trash people who can't read. And yet here you guys are, like a bunch of psycho ex-girlfriends following A&M. I live in Texas and remember hearing all that bs nonsense from Utx fans when Texas left.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:32 pm to GoodShepherd
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But you, you’re different. We’re here to beat you as many times as possible as we follow our goals. We’d just as soon see you guys stay a middling contender, beat you 6 out of every 7 seasons, and eventually watch you go back to the Big 12 with your big pouty lips and your tough talk and your hitler youth haircut, goose stepping, pretend military cult red asses marching back to a conference where you might—MIGHT—actually have a Vegas odds shot of wining your first real trophy since Gone With the Wind was being filmed.
You should have led this off with, “Jane, you ignorant slut!”
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:34 pm to MurphyGator
I live in Texas and never heard any of that. All I heard was that aTm was in for a rude awakening.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:40 pm to TexasTiger08
I heard it all the time the year leading up to them joining. Pissed me off hearing Utx fans talk about the rest of us in the conference like we were trash.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:41 pm to Tiger1988
no we have an easy SEC schedule per tRant
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:46 pm to MurphyGator
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Pissed me off hearing Utx fans talk about the rest of us in the conference like we were trash.
Well, much of your aggy brethren on here doesn’t do much to make that statement false. Making fun of a dead kid in Omaha didn’t help either.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:50 pm to Tiger1988
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They are going to get a fricking dude awakening
I don’t know what this is and I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:54 pm to MurphyGator
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Utx fans made so much fun of A&M when they joined the conference. Telling them they were joining a conference of hillbillies and trailer trash people who can't read.
No, we actually didn't make fun of the conference. You're either a brainless troll or an idiot alter. Either way, get a fricking life.
This post was edited on 6/30/24 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:57 pm to PDXHorn
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PDXHorn
PDX? Lol. Jesus dude, was Austin just not enough homeless for you?
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