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ut arrives tomorrow

Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:45 pm
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1265 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:45 pm
And it feels like Cousin Eddie arriving and the shitter in his RV is full.

Seriously though, you ever have that relative by marriage that you thought you wouldn’t have to see anymore after the divorce but slimy ducking snake somehow worms his way back? That’s texas.

I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners. Hoping for the best.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27852 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:46 pm to
We definitely needed another thread on this
Posted by BurntOC
Member since Jul 2021
15 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:46 pm to
Sorry about your issues....glad to be here in any event!
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38993 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

And it feels like Cousin Eddie arriving and the shitter in his RV is full.


When you can’t spot the sucker in the room.

You are the sucker!
Posted by AlaskaAg
Member since Feb 2022
1265 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:49 pm to
No one asked you. Sit down until called upon bitch.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2944 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners.

Y'all could always run away like bitches. Again.
Posted by GoodShepherd
Member since Jun 2024
50 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:02 pm to
quote:


And it feels like Cousin Eddie arriving and the shitter in his RV is full.

Seriously though, you ever have that relative by marriage that you thought you wouldn’t have to see anymore after the divorce but slimy ducking snake somehow worms his way back? That’s texas.

I hate them with the burning fire of a thousand sun. They aren’t good partners. Hoping for the best.


Honestly, brother, we’re not here to be good partners with you. We’re here to chart our own course and build something special with the SEC in whatever ways we can help. Maybe we f*** it all up and lose too much, but probably we’ll have a pretty damn fun time taking shots for the trophy every now and again and the football will be worth watching either way.

But you, you’re different. We’re here to beat you as many times as possible as we follow our goals. We’d just as soon see you guys stay a middling contender, beat you 6 out of every 7 seasons, and eventually watch you go back to the Big 12 with your big pouty lips and your tough talk and your hitler youth haircut, goose stepping, pretend military cult red asses marching back to a conference where you might—MIGHT—actually have a Vegas odds shot of wining your first real trophy since Gone With the Wind was being filmed.

Feel free to blame us every step of the way as you go, too. It’s the only thing you seem to do with consistency as a fan base—no need to give that up now.
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
2199 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:04 pm to
Really? Why hasn't anyone mentioned this before now?
Posted by All Gas No Brakes
Member since Jul 2021
836 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:05 pm to
Bingo.

That’s the gift that keeps on giving, Clark
Posted by PDXHorn
Portland Oregon
Member since Dec 2023
168 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

No one asked you. Sit down until called upon bitch


Seems like you have a special place in your heart for The University of Texas. Special.

We start playing games soon enough but I don't think the results will change the passion against us on this forum.

I do think you will continue to display your special articulation of your special thoughts.

You impress me. I have even cut and past several of your comments to reuse because well they are that good.
This post was edited on 6/30/24 at 10:17 pm
Posted by Tiger1988
Houston
Member since May 2016
27923 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:26 pm to
They are going to get a fricking dude awakening this football season.
Posted by MurphyGator
Member since Jul 2021
1612 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:31 pm to
Utx is the one who looks like little bitches following A&M to the SEC. Utx fans made so much fun of A&M when they joined the conference. Telling them they were joining a conference of hillbillies and trailer trash people who can't read. And yet here you guys are, like a bunch of psycho ex-girlfriends following A&M. I live in Texas and remember hearing all that bs nonsense from Utx fans when Texas left.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
23935 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

But you, you’re different. We’re here to beat you as many times as possible as we follow our goals. We’d just as soon see you guys stay a middling contender, beat you 6 out of every 7 seasons, and eventually watch you go back to the Big 12 with your big pouty lips and your tough talk and your hitler youth haircut, goose stepping, pretend military cult red asses marching back to a conference where you might—MIGHT—actually have a Vegas odds shot of wining your first real trophy since Gone With the Wind was being filmed.



You should have led this off with, “Jane, you ignorant slut!”
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27852 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:34 pm to
I live in Texas and never heard any of that. All I heard was that aTm was in for a rude awakening.
Posted by MurphyGator
Member since Jul 2021
1612 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:40 pm to
I heard it all the time the year leading up to them joining. Pissed me off hearing Utx fans talk about the rest of us in the conference like we were trash.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
2284 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:41 pm to
no we have an easy SEC schedule per tRant
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27852 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

Pissed me off hearing Utx fans talk about the rest of us in the conference like we were trash.


Well, much of your aggy brethren on here doesn’t do much to make that statement false. Making fun of a dead kid in Omaha didn’t help either.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
5287 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

They are going to get a fricking dude awakening


I don’t know what this is and I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna.
Posted by giveemhell
Member since Nov 2012
113 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Utx fans made so much fun of A&M when they joined the conference. Telling them they were joining a conference of hillbillies and trailer trash people who can't read.

No, we actually didn't make fun of the conference. You're either a brainless troll or an idiot alter. Either way, get a fricking life.
This post was edited on 6/30/24 at 10:55 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
1958 posts
Posted on 6/30/24 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

PDXHorn

PDX? Lol. Jesus dude, was Austin just not enough homeless for you?
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