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We are apparently going to get an SEC Shorts this week
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:13 pm
Probably the end of the year report cards.
Hope it's better than the last two.
Hope it's better than the last two.
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:17 pm to prplhze2000
The aggy one was good, but the last couple have been awful.
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:23 pm to prplhze2000
Gotta be something paying homage to Saban. Isn’t one of them a Bama grad?
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:31 pm to Smokin Joe Dumas
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Gotta be something paying homage to Saban. Isn’t one of them a Bama grad?
No one of them is a Barner.
Hope is also a Barner lol.
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:33 pm to Bigbens42
What happened to that thiccc AZN chick they used to have?
Wasn't she a Barner too?
Wasn't she a Barner too?
Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:39 pm to prplhze2000
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Probably the end of the year report cards. Hope it's better than the last two.
The one last year got to me when MSU came up. Really well done.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:25 am to Bigbens42
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No one of them is a Barner.
Which one?
Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:28 am to prplhze2000
It hasn’t been good in awhile
Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:45 am to prplhze2000
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We are apparently going to get an SEC Shorts this week
Would you like some help writing next year? I will offer my services free of charge.
Episode 1
Texas walks in the room.
A&M slips out the back door and calls the B1G.
The B1G sends them to voicemail.
A&M starts freaking out, desperate..
Oklahoma walks in the room.
Missouri slips out the back door and calls the B1G.
The B1G sends them to voicemail.
Missouri starts freaking out, desperate..
Hope walks in the room in a bikini..
and walks around the room (slowly.. very slowly)
The B1G calls A&M and Missouri back on a conference call and offers them 50% shares. They both take it and leave. The SEC is down to 14 members again.
Hope is still walking around in a bikini..
The end.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:57 am to prplhze2000
The last two together were one decent one. Far from their best.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:28 am to Barbellthor
Some Ideas for 2024
1) Send Florida, Texas, Oklahoma & Tennessee to National Championship training since we apparently forgot how to win a Natty.
2) Send Texas & Oklahoma to SEC Training.. what to do & more importantly.. WHAT NOT TO DO.. maybe put a shock collar on us to correct our bad behavior
1) Send Florida, Texas, Oklahoma & Tennessee to National Championship training since we apparently forgot how to win a Natty.
2) Send Texas & Oklahoma to SEC Training.. what to do & more importantly.. WHAT NOT TO DO.. maybe put a shock collar on us to correct our bad behavior
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 7:29 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:56 am to prplhze2000
#norollcallnocare
Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:01 am to Murph4HOF
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What happened to that thiccc AZN chick they used to have?
She's a mainstay on "It's a Southern Thing." The SEC Shorts folks do things with them from time to time and even FunnyMaine drops by every now and then. All of the Southern skit show YouTube groups know each other.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:03 am to Smokin Joe Dumas
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Gotta be something paying homage to Saban. Isn’t one of them a Bama grad?
Well, they are based in Birmingham... so that will always upset a certain fan base.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:02 am to i am dan
quote:Meet the Cast
Which one?
Robert Clay
He went to Auburn but won an Emmy for producing a documentary on Bear Bryant so he’s all over the place. If you ask him nicely, he might show you some pictures from his time playing trumpet in the Auburn University Marching Band.
Hannah Kuykendall
She attended UCF and Auburn where she honed her stage presence that would eventually lead her to portray such SEC Shorts characters as Hope, Regina, and the voice of the Dan Mullen hot seat.
Chelsi Davis
Chelsi Davis was born and raised in the Chelsea, AL, supplying her with the lifelong “Chelsi from Chelsea” title. She’s a small town girl who went to a small town school in Auburn, where she discovered her love of the stage at SkyBar on karaoke night.
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:31 pm to BigBro
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Send Texas & Oklahoma to SEC Training.. what to do & more importantly.. WHAT NOT TO DO
Actually a good idea. Something, something we play defense. We only have two Kansases: vanderbilt and Arkansas.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:36 pm to prplhze2000
I was just about to ask About this. Love the end of the year stuff usually. Missed out on the bowl dance this year
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:37 pm to Bigbens42
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No one of them is a Barner.
Hope is also a Barner lol.
wut
Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:01 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Obligatory picture of Hope. She's pretty damn cute.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:30 pm to UKWildcats
Marriage material.
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