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Kirby is getting old
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:46 pm
Kirby Smart is 48 fricking years old. That is almost AARP time. When he started coaching at Alabama, he was 33 years old and seemed much more vigorous and full of life.
His skin looked more alive back then, like his circulatory system was still functioning properly.
Smart's bowl cut hair looked more crisp and fluffy back in those days too. Now it seems that the bowl he uses is not as straight as it used to be and his eyes look more dull and lackluster.
I fear he is wasting his life away in Georgia and wouldn't be surprised if he feels that way too.
When Saban retires in a few days, or a week or so, as all the experts here have indicated will happen, does Smart come home to the state he was born in and learned how to coach in and enable Alabama to continue its tradition of total and complete dominance of college football?
His skin looked more alive back then, like his circulatory system was still functioning properly.
Smart's bowl cut hair looked more crisp and fluffy back in those days too. Now it seems that the bowl he uses is not as straight as it used to be and his eyes look more dull and lackluster.
I fear he is wasting his life away in Georgia and wouldn't be surprised if he feels that way too.
When Saban retires in a few days, or a week or so, as all the experts here have indicated will happen, does Smart come home to the state he was born in and learned how to coach in and enable Alabama to continue its tradition of total and complete dominance of college football?
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:47 pm to A Lite
Wow, that’s a lot of words
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:48 pm to A Lite
I have to say… you’re my favorite troll. I always have a laugh, and the effort is there. Cheers haha
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:49 pm to BootyFett69
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Wow, that’s a lot of words
Coonasses are always, always the first ones to complain about words.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:51 pm to A Lite
Kirby looks great compared to 48 year old Elko.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:52 pm to dallastiger55
Is Elko standing behind the fridge?
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:54 pm to dallastiger55
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Kirby looks great compared to 48 year old Elko.
Oh boy, here we go. Is an lsu fan taking a thread off-topic by talking about A&M? Could it be? Has that happened one hundred million times before or is this a new phenomenon?
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:55 pm to Crimson_Chaos
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I always have a laugh
You must be very simple then
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:56 pm to A Lite
OP this feels forced but I have to admit a few lines were pretty damn funny. 
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:59 pm to Crimson_Chaos
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I have to say… you’re my favorite troll. I always have a laugh, and the effort is there. Cheers haha
Thanks, Crimson_Chaos. I appreciate your keen eye for talent and outspoken demeanor.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:59 pm to Prof
I gotta admit, the bowl Kirby's barber uses must be getting worn down by the scissor scrape. He should definitely get a new bowl.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:01 pm to Prof
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OP this feels forced but I have to admit a few lines were pretty damn funny.
Let me help you rewrite that and present it in another fashion.
Prof said: Great post, Altie, keep it up.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:03 pm to Crimson_Chaos
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I have to say… you’re my favorite troll. I always have a laugh, and the effort is there. Cheers haha
Internet legend A Lite is the da Vinci of our time. An artist. A creator. Unparalleled genius.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:04 pm to A Lite
Troll level...5/10
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:05 pm to dallastiger55
Holy crap Elko is dumpy
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:06 pm to A Lite
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Coonasses are always, always the first ones to complain about words.
Gumps always the first to worry about a coonass
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Internet legend A Lite is the da Vinci of our time. An artist. A creator. Unparalleled genius.
Thanks, Tuscaloosa. Coming from the engine that keeps SEC Rant running, that is quite the compliment.
Posters of all persuasions here look forward to your posts to lift up the quality of the conversations. I mean that.
Kirby to Bama!
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:12 pm to A Lite
Wait he’s just 48? Well, shite.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:14 pm to LeadingTiger
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Wait he’s just 48? Well, shite.
Sure, he is an old man but, not as old as Saban.
Posted on 1/9/24 at 6:15 pm to dallastiger55
man elko is one fat son of a bitch
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