re: Kirby is getting old

Bad troll is bad. “Bama’s dominance” ended in 2017, which very well could be the last championship of the Saban era. People in Tuscaloosa are too slow to figure that out. Everything is slow there. Even most Alabama trailer parks, where approximately 76% of Bama fans reside (according to 2020 census data, at least), they still run on 56k internet. I read about a Bama fan whose neighbor, during the Rose Bowl SEC humiliation game, was only able to stream “Freebird” in its entirety a mere 4 times, Bama fans in other parts of the country typically get through 23 streams every game. They get REAAAAALLY grumpy otherwise. The article said it was so frustrating for him that he got drunk on goat piss and crashed his 1985 Subaru Outback into a Circle K and still tried to order 17 Oatmeal Cream Pies.

Anyway what were we talking about? Oh yeah. Bama is done, and UGA’s biggest asset was the East so they will still be better than Bama but certainly not the juggernaut that we feared.