Longhorn Actual
| Favorite team: | Texas  |
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| Number of Posts: | 922 |
| Registered on: | 12/31/2023 |
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re: The DFW metroplex is fascinating to me
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/14/24 at 6:31 am
[quote]Lmao. I remember my first time leaving the farm.[/quote]
There’s a high enough probability that I’d be willing to bet I’ve spent more time in more places around the world than most - you included, you simple, passive-aggressive frick.
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re: The DFW metroplex is fascinating to me
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/13/24 at 7:55 pm
[quote]Idk I’m not the biggest fan of Atlanta but it doesn’t feel nearly as bland and boring as Dallas.[/quote]
The suburbs are bland and boring. That’s their nature.
Dallas is anything but bland/boring, especially close to downtown. Downtown, the Arts District, Hardwood/Klyde Warren, Deep...
re: Things a man should know
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/9/24 at 9:22 pm
How to make a woman orgasm....
re: Have a look at this pair of great tits
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/2/24 at 10:59 pm
Nothing to crow about [img]https://images2.alphacoders.com/242/thumb-1920-242112.jpg[/img]...
re: UNC Chapel Hill students surround the American flag to protect it
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/1/24 at 9:21 am
I know it's been said a million times already, but I still get a kick out of it every single time:
Progressives are the biggest bunch of losers on planet Earth. They're all ugly as shite, frumpy, sloppy, dirty, etc. :lol:...
re: Statements that are 100% a lie and have never been true…..ever.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 5/1/24 at 9:17 am
"You're the biggest I've ever had."...
re: If you could motorboat anyone who would you motorboat first?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 11:01 pm
[quote]Charlotte McKinney[/quote]
Better get on it quickly. She is starting to look rough. 30 years old and has already had some work done, and not the subtle kind....
re: CNN Health - Sexsomnia: An embarrassing sleep disorder no one wants to talk about.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 10:51 pm
[quote]A 38-year-old man repeatedly tries to force his wife to have sex in the middle of the night but has no memory of his actions when he wakes up.
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Sure, Pal. Bailiff, remand the defendant into custody....
re: How good is The Other Guys?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 3:08 pm
I use "they can't all be first round draft picks, okay" all the time when I'm introducing whatever chick I'm currently dating. :lol:...
re: How Big Data Centers Are Slowing the Shift to "Clean Energy"
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/30/24 at 2:15 pm
The Utah Data Center, used to store you-know-what by you-know-who, isn't going to be running on solar panels any time soon. It also uses nearly 2 million gallons of water per day. Environmentally friendly indeed.
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re: Ideal titty size?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 5:58 pm
[quote]Ideal titty size?[/quote]
You're an Aggie. I wouldn't worry about it....
re: They've Gone and Updated the Rainbow Flag... Again.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:30 am
It looks like what you get when you let 6 kids all color in the same design at the same time and they only have 1 box of crayons....
re: Biden Wants To Raise Capital Gains Tax Rates to 44.6% in the Interest of Racial Equity
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:21 am
[quote]“The major reason that Black Americans have less access to opportunity is because [b]they are forced into schools that do not give them the education they need to progress and have high wages[/b],” she argues.[/quote]
:lol: Sure thing, toots. The schools aren't terrible because of them;...
re: Andrew Weissmann's intentional ignorance on checks and balances.
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:16 am
[quote]I think Andrew Weissmann's frustration is that congress moves too slow or never moves to check the executive. He want's the power to check the executive coming from the DOJ.
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Considering DOJ falls within the executive branch, he's effectively advocating for a 4th branch of govern...
re: I never imagined that John Fetterman would become one of my favorite senators
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:13 am
[quote]What was that Overton Window deal again?[/quote]
This is an outstanding example of how the Overton Window is manipulated.
AOC and the rest of those nutjobs' purpose, their function within the party and within the leftist/progressive movement, is to be so outrageous that everyone else se...
re: How fast can hair go grey?
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/29/24 at 9:00 am
[quote]I also work a full time job, a side job for extra income, and attend night classes twice a week for a PhD.[/quote]
Good for you. Seriously. ...
re: Video: YouTuber falls 85 feet from a paraglider in Texas
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 9:08 pm
I bet that hurt like a MFer landing on those golf ball sized rocks. ...
re: This joke landed haaaard
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 8:39 pm
[quote]Duh, you think, Longhorn?[/quote]
I was addressing this line of thinking. Why would they destroy him? He wasn't mocking Biden; he was mocking the Right.
[quote]The liberals from that certain religion that controls Hollywood and the media will make sure his career is over.
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re: This joke landed haaaard
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 8:01 pm
Sounds to me like he's trying to mock people who believe those things....
re: Mike Johnson allegedly received $95,000 payment after aid bill passed
Posted by Longhorn Actual on 4/28/24 at 5:02 pm
[quote]This honestly seems sketchy. Everyone has a price, but $95,000 seems a tad low to sell your soul.
The kind of nonsense that we know exists in congress involves 6 and 7 figures… not 5[/quote]
[quote]BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson allegedly received a $95,000 payment from a foreign...
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