SECdragonmaster
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | Order of the Dragons |
| Biography: | Patiently waiting for the return of KSG |
| Interests: | Anything written by genius’ like MomentofTruth87 or Pioneerbasketball. |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 16227 |
| Registered on: | 12/25/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Man gets boat painted on fence that city made him put up to hide it
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/11/24 at 4:54 pm
I like his style but I don’t understand his effort.
Not everyone wants to look at the things you want to see.
For instance, I can look at engines all day long and wish all sports cars came with clear hoods. But not everyone feels that way.
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re: 2024-25 Basketball Thread - poortal szn
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/11/24 at 10:44 am
Kobe Bryant is a sick rapist. According to his accuser and her attorney.
His story turned out fine.
The truth is sometimes not as it seems.
I am not “all in” on this kid. I am just saying that I don’t know the details, don’t know if he has a pattern of behaviors, and don’t know his heart...
re: How Would You Handle This Challenge?
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/10/24 at 2:54 pm
[quote]I can jerk off while I am running to save time. [/quote]
(Laughing emoji)
Broham, I am glad someone caught that line. Tried to hide it. ...
re: How Would You Handle This Challenge?
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/10/24 at 8:19 am
I would not be able to jerk off more than 6 times in 24 hours so that has to be the 6.
I am a runner so I may as well do the 24 miles. Should be done in 6 hours. I can jerk off while I am running to save time.
Then it would just be my mood for the donuts and beer.
12 of one and 18 of the o...
re: Vivek thinks they will switch Obiden out at the last minute
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/9/24 at 6:35 pm
The democrats will do whatever they want to do and there is nothing anyone can do to change it.
The media won’t cover it.
The republicans won’t vote against it.
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re: Andy Cohen insists he is NOT sleeping with his good friend John Mayer !
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/9/24 at 6:30 pm
[quote]Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]
[quote]Agreed, but also, have you seen her lately?[/quote]
Who cares? He was hitting it when it was prime.
I don’t like him or his music but I respect his game. ...
re: How did this idiot think she would get away with this?
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/9/24 at 12:33 pm
It’s almost like she is the kind of person who has never been held accountable.
I wonder why?...
re: 2024-25 Basketball Thread - poortal szn
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/9/24 at 12:31 pm
[quote]We had a zoom with Dior Johnson today. Elite player. Also strangled a girl.[/quote]
I have no idea what happened on that day where he was charged with domestic assault.
But was it a pattern of behavior? Has he been in other trouble before? Has he been in trouble since?
All important...
re: What's your most desperate hookup story?
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/8/24 at 1:34 pm
[quote]Once drove from Montgomery to Troy for a BJ from a hard 6, then left immediately. [/quote]
Was her name A____?
Was she a brunette?
I used to drive to Troy from Auburn for her favors. Felt guilty everytime because I was not attracted to her at all. I did take her to sonic a few times f...
re: How many people have gotten 15 years out of a car/truck?
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/8/24 at 11:41 am
Wife vehicle #1 we drove for 11 years and 265,000 miles.
Wife vehicle #2 we drove for 14 years and 244,000 miles.
Both Honda.
I drive mine no more than 20k miles and 1-2 years because I get bored easily. That’s why I always buy used from private sellers. (To limit my losses) ...
re: Austin Rivers on NFL being easier than the NBA
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/8/24 at 11:37 am
Rivers is only partially correct for one reason. (And he is still 99% wrong)
The abundance of positions in the NFL. OL,DL,LB, RB,WR, etc.
The NBA has a much more limited skill set.
But 100% of NBA players would get their butt kicked in the NFL. They are all too soft. ...
re: Boy Scouts of America changing name to be more inclusive
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/8/24 at 7:42 am
[quote]You do know that once you hit troop level that the sexes are separated, right?[/quote]
It does not matter what the curriculum states. I am talking about how events like campouts are coordinated.
Because there are fewer girls - the administrative (volunteer) parents spend an inordinate ...
re: Will Alabama continue their tradition of holding on every pass play in the post-Saban era?
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/8/24 at 7:30 am
I feel bad for Texas fans.
They have never been the recipients of favorable treatment.
Always on the short end of benefits from TV and the conference. ...
re: Disabled boy eaten alive after mom throws him into crocodile pit
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/7/24 at 12:19 pm
They should put mom and dad in a basket and lower them into a croc pit and then (at the last minute) bring them back up.
Do this over and over until you finally let a croc take a chunk out of an arm/leg then pull them up and let them recover. Then start the lowering process again.
Repeat thi...
re: Boy Scouts of America changing name to be more inclusive
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/7/24 at 12:16 pm
[quote]Why weren't those girls joining girl scouts?[/quote]
Because those girls want to do outdoor activities and there are not any in Girl Scouts.
Unfortunately, you cannot get mom’s to volunteer to go camping. They don’t want to be outside.
Unless you have at least 2 mom’s at every camp...
re: UNC professor refusing to release grades for course.
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/7/24 at 6:24 am
If I was the dean, I would fire him immediately.
Then I would record an A on everyone’s transcript for the semester.
Then I would apologize to the students and the taxpayers for hiring an idiot. ...
re: Auburn is stacked this year
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/6/24 at 4:50 pm
I have been thinking 8-4 this whole time then……..
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re: Caitlin Clark's first WNBA preseason game was tonight and she is legit.
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/6/24 at 7:18 am
[quote]People all over social media claiming the woke WNBA is now racist because Clark's debut was televised but [b]Angel Reese's debut[/b] was not.[/quote]
Why would I watch her?
She going to catch a rebound flat footed and then pseudo-hop a layup?
Someone post her best highlights. Yawn.
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re: More stuff on Bo Nix if you are interested (if not just pass)
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/5/24 at 9:26 pm
[quote]Fair to who[/quote]
Anytime someone says the name “Bo” - we all only think of one man.
The man.
Maybe we should call the exQB “boe” to avoid confusion. ...
re: What is it about this psycho nut job that turns me on? NSFW
Posted by SECdragonmaster on 5/5/24 at 8:29 pm
[quote]She’s not even attractive[/quote]
I agree with this part of your assessment.
Here is something better:
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