So this just happened

Why is it black and white?

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Second picture are more that could calve anytime

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I say this in all seriousness.

Although we appreciate your regular positive contributions to the conversation around here?…

…for the immediate foreseeable future, you gotta stop fricking around with just casually “shooting the shite” with us and get the frick back to work!!

It’s calving season, Man!!

And yes, more often than not…usually?…”mother nature” takes its course in the bovine birthing process.

But?…you gotta be prepared for the occasional “breach”, my Man.

You know how that goes.

You not only gotta “get your hands dirty”…you might have to go “shoulder deep” to get that calf pointed in the right direction.

Or?…in the worst cases?…you gotta get a good grip on the hind legs, and pull that sucker out and have one hell of a “tug-of-war” through the final leg of the birth canal.

So?…put on a pot of coffee, stop dicking around here, and be prepared to stick your arm (arms) WAY beyond “where the sun don’t shine”

This is badass.

Send regular updates our way whenever you're able, sir!