Jorts R Us

re: I have never seen a coach more scared of the weather…

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/17/24 at 1:06 pm

[quote]Has UF beaten LSU since SharkBoy delivered those words?[/quote] Yes. ...

SEC Rant

re: 2023 #1 CB (#2 Transfer CB) Cormani McClain commits to UF as a Walk On

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/13/24 at 9:02 pm

[quote]That does mean he has pay to be there at least till he earns a scholly right?[/quote] They'll just cover his tuition via NIL....

SEC Recruiting

re: Know anyone who was caught cheating on college exam? LSU or elsewhere.

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/13/24 at 1:56 pm

[quote]English is indias national language fyi.[/quote] They don't have a national language stated in their Constitution....

re: Happy Mother's Day from Google

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/12/24 at 5:08 pm

[quote]The fact that the doodle is clearly promoting the virtue of an androgynous person raising a child without a male partner is clearly obvious.[/quote] You should immediately inform Saudi Arabia that their censors goofed. They might even slice you out a piece of that SWF. ...

re: Happy Mother's Day from Google

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/12/24 at 4:15 pm

[quote]So the new excuse is that the Doodle by Google is disinformation? Seriously? Next you’ll be blaming the controversy on Russian interference.[/quote] Boy, talk about hackneyed responses. :lol: That doodle was used in some of the most traditionalist, censored nations on the planet two mo...

re: Happy Mother's Day from Google

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/12/24 at 3:01 pm

[quote]Ah yes, the left’s hackneyed response whenever they are called out on promoting the destruction of traditional societal norms. In point of fact, we actually haven’t reacted strongly enough to your side’s attack on civilization.[/quote] My side? Ah yes, anyone that doesn't regurgitate stupi...

re: Happy Mother's Day from Google

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/12/24 at 2:39 pm

Meh. It's the same doodle they released on March 21 in some very non-woke countries. Whatever Twitter guy you parrot is just overreacting. ...

re: London Heathrow Airport

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/12/24 at 6:59 am

[quote]Here in Trinidad about half the population is East Indian. When entering a business or home, always look for a sign, they typically have one to avoid social embarrassment on your part. The posts on either side of a gate with a ceramic elephant atop each....a sure sign the household is Hindu.[...

re: 1 out of 4 bachelor degrees and nearly half of masters degrees have a negative ROI

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/12/24 at 6:24 am

[quote]Online masters degrees are worthless. Nothing but money makers for universities. They don’t even have the selection factor of most graduate programs since anyone that can pay is admitted to online programs.[/quote] Most probably are but even then it depends on the university and the field....

re: Why do many people not know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/10/24 at 7:41 pm

[quote]2003[/quote] That was 21 years ago? Geez, I'm getting old. ...

re: 63% of new IRS audits were on folks making less than $200K.

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/10/24 at 11:31 am

Is that including correspondence audits? I'd argue those need to be thrown out to make this data relevant. ...

re: How do you feel about young NY investment bankers being worked 80-100 weeks?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/10/24 at 8:46 am

The tough environment of IB is not a secret. Of course there are a lot of people that think they want that life and later figure out it isn't for them. They should walk away before it consumes them. Leaving IB is not the end of the world. ...

re: OSU AD: Michigan’s 3 game winning streak over us should definitely be asteriskisized

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/10/24 at 6:55 am

[quote]Which 5 teams are they losing to?[/quote] Not saying I agree with his post but Texas, Oregon, and Ohio State are all very real possibilities. I guess he is also counting USC and Washington as losses? ...

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re: OSU AD: Michigan’s 3 game winning streak over us should definitely be asteriskisized

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/10/24 at 6:52 am

[quote]Michigan will be 7-5 next season. Ohio State will win the Big Ten easily.[/quote] Idk about Michigan's record but if Ryan Day doesn't win the B10 this year it will be a huge failure. Everything is set up for them. ...

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re: Clark shot just 4-for-12 from the field, including 2-for-9 from 3-point territory, for 12

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/10/24 at 6:33 am

[quote]You’re watching the wnba?[/quote] In fairness, I don't think OP watched the game. He probably just has a notification setting in his phone that lets him know when Caitlin Clark shoots under 100% so he can let us know in a timely fashion. You know...normal, sane person shite....

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re: what are you going to buy with your next stimulus?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/8/24 at 10:56 am

Well, the last few rounds of stimulus were a relative tax increase for me, so nada. ...

re: Anyone else not on speaking terms with a parent?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/7/24 at 10:26 am

[quote]Haven't talked to my mother in almost 2 years after she got her feelings hurt when I caught her trying to rob me of my father's inheritance.[/quote] Was she successful? I like rich broads......

re: Trudeau: tax old people more because their money is working for them

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/7/24 at 7:29 am

[quote]Higher inclusion rate sucks but I think I'd still take their capital gains regime at their rates over ours based on the fact that they make no distinction between short term and long term.[/quote] Zero percent chance the downvoters even know what's being discussed here. Hell, they can pr...

re: Trudeau: tax old people more because their money is working for them

Posted by Jorts R Us on 5/7/24 at 6:34 am

Higher inclusion rate sucks but I think I'd still take their capital gains regime at their rates over ours based on the fact that they make no distinction between short term and long term. ...