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re: My Niece will Be Attending Oxford for a Semester
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 10:37 pm
[quote]If she wants to see Merry Old England without the tourist hordes of the Cotswolds, spend some time in Herefordshire and Shropshire.[/quote]Your Mom goes to Shropshire....
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re: My Estate Sale Finds Today 5/17 - Beatles, Bows, Bertman, Budweiser, & Babe Ruth Bat
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 10:34 pm
Think they originally got this from the ferry, David?[quote][img]https://i.imgur.com/akTZG1G.jpeg[/img][/quote]...
re: Attended LSU Manship school graduation today
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 10:32 pm
[quote]My step daughter was a graduate. [/quote]Now there’s a genre of pron come to life…....
re: Why are we playing at Lambeau again?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 3:22 pm
[quote]This year we play them because we both finished 2nd in our divisions.[/quote]That this is a fact alone is proof that the NFC South is truly the worst Division on the NFL.
It's like Lt Dan yelling at Forrest about Gump winning the Medal of Honor:
"You finished SECOND in your Division?"
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re: Do any of you guys have a teen training BJJ or MMA in Baton Rouge?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 3:14 pm
Starla & Uncle Rico right before.....
[img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MJODVC1ifUs/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]...
re: Scottie Scheffler arrest social media phenomenon
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 3:12 pm
[quote]instead of entertaining the possibility of some local pd, being overexcited by the situation, tried to play [b]TJ Hooker[/b] and assert his authority.[/quote]My pecker heard "TJ Hooker" and flashed back to 1982:
(Heather Locklear, for those who don't know)
[img]https://i.imgur.com/1jIvE...
re: Footage of Diddy repeatedly beating his then girlfriend in a hotel hallway.
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 12:39 pm
[quote]Yeah there's pretty much no coming back from that one[/quote]Beats...
re: Is it trashy to put your Venmo on your car??
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 12:35 pm
[img]https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG3.a_aIZuFBvy2dhNLWo7H.?dpr=3&pid=ImgDetMain[/img]
[img]https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG4.1r7iEOvQoajEaM82MjWY?dpr=3&pid=ImgDetMain[/img]
[img]https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG1.q4Qo1N.tlIrLOIEcQ0vE?dpr=3&pid=ImgDetMain[/img]...
re: LUNCH THREAD-Threesome and the cat got squished edition
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/17/24 at 12:04 pm
[quote]Threesome[/quote]FYI: An upside-down pineapple is not Don Ho’s distress signal.
Nada, dinner with fiends tonight....
re: Anyone else celebrate a Thursday?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 10:06 pm
[quote]My wife thinks I’m stupid[/quote]Many of her decisions have been based on this assumption.
Do you want pics?...
re: Tell me your Cicada stories...
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 10:02 pm
This dude found one in a shoe-
[img]https://media.tenor.com/vaeb8BwfV9kAAAAM/lsu-florida.gif[/img]
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re: Judge Eboni Rose Johnson
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 9:59 pm
Lighten up Francis.
It’ was a typo on her birf certificate.
Her family is from Elbonia.
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re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 2:40 pm
My take (and maybe yours) is that men and women have different first impressions: men’s are more physical and sexual and women’s are more emotional and conceptual, “can I see myself with this guy?”-ish rather than “how big is his dick?”
We normal heterosexual men are hardwired to immediately vet ...
re: Homes in upper middle class neighborhoods going up for rent
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 2:16 pm
[quote]You'll own nothing and be happy [/quote][img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81QQCM1yOLL.jpg[/img]...
re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 2:13 pm
[quote][img]https://imageproxyb.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/8aeb315578554f03b873ffc02cc6c773dbc519d4e8d9e6310ac214c977e39b6e_1.jpg[/img][/quote][img]https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4f/21/f0/4f21f0650b7d194491d6d013fdae44f0.jpg[/img]
tl/dr: Not all women are whores...
re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 7:20 am
[quote]me and the wife already have a bet that at least 1 divorce comes from this trip[/quote]Either of you completely control the outcome of this bet.
So it’s really a contest of wills between you and Mrs Salmon (pics?)....
re: High schooler says she was turned away from prom for wearing a suit
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 7:16 am
[quote]Let the kid have a good night in an outfit that doesn’t stick out[/quote]And next year the 6’4”, 240 lbs. senior linebacker wants to wear a little black dress and heels.
It would be demure with half sleeves so he didn’t “stand out”.
Boys are boys and should dress accordingly.
Girls a...
re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 7:04 am
[quote]I was good friends and intermittent roommates with a guy who was a bit of a man whore from 17-23. He is the most confident, dgaf person I’ve ever known. Too smart for his own good, tall and handsome, singer/musician, every tool a gifted poon hound could hope to have at their disposal.[/quote]...
re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 6:49 am
[quote]I both appreciate and dislike him all at once, but with all that said, I’d rather take his bad if it meant we get his good.[/quote]If you can’t handle him at his worst, you don’t deserve him at his best.
[img]https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6f8532751ceb198802a5a438cb5c634e-lq[/img]...
re: “Name brand” gasoline
Posted by soccerfüt on 5/16/24 at 6:43 am
[quote]That's all the OT needs for maximum Baw Dozer motoring. It only gets more technical and boring from here.[/quote]Don’t sell yourself short there, it was already boring from your thesis sentence....
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