HoustonGumbeauxGuy

re: Tell me about Brazil

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/17/24 at 5:54 pm

English is not very commonly spoken there, except for in the central business district The women are everywhere and are as beautiful as advertised One night stands are not nearly as popular as they are here, women travel in large groups and love girls night out, so be careful when trying to m...

re: $40,000,000 Louisiana Hunting Lodge for Sale in Cameron Parish

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/17/24 at 5:52 pm

Tax arbitration opportunity to reduce the wads of cash Uncle Sam is always asking for ...

re: Brazilian chicks kicking ball on the beach

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/17/24 at 4:10 pm

If you look closely, there’s a big rock in the background ...

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re: $40,000,000 Louisiana Hunting Lodge for Sale in Cameron Parish

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/17/24 at 2:04 pm

He’s going to make about $35 million on the hunting camp, some company will buy it for a tax arb You dumbasses act like you know more than a billionaire does when it comes to making money I feel sorry for you....

re: Tell me about Brazil

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/17/24 at 1:48 pm

I lived in Rio de Janeiro for four months back in 2016, what do you want to know? ...

re: Lauren Compton First Date podcast (she fine)

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 6:48 pm

Does her pussy look any different than most other ones we see on the Internet?...

re: Video clip from inside alleged TEMU warehouse

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 5:34 pm

[quote]I gotta be honest. That makes me feel a bit sad seeing that.[/quote] What if I told you that those workers were convicted felons and that’s the only job that they will ever have, maybe this company is giving them a second chance in life ...

re: McDonald’s plans $5 meal deal next month to counter customer frustration over high prices

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 5:26 pm

That means 100% processed and fake food is coming your way, no way they can use real food through the current supply chain and keep things at that price...

re: The City of Denham Springs would like for you to attend its Celebration of Freedom parade

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 12:17 pm

Isn’t it an American celebration of slavery ending ? What’s with the African-colored balloons? that’s where their own slavery roots began….and it still exists there to this very day :dope: ...

re: Hospital closes staff parking lot for christening of building, cars get towed from street

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 12:13 pm

They were told to park in the street by the hospital. They aren’t allowed to park in the patient parking lot. But once they found out that cars were being towed from the street where the hospital told them to park, everybody hauled arse outside to move their cars over into the patient parking lot...

re: Anyone has reservations at the Mirage for the USC game?

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 11:59 am

[quote]The real ballers baws booked the Encore for 350 a nigh[/quote] That’s per person, in a room that holds four people with two queen beds :lol: ...

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re: What are items you've bought overseas that you use regularly?

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 11:56 am

Mexico — hammocks and chair swings [img]https://img.kwcdn.com/product/Fancyalgo/VirtualModelMatting/87da1af680eeb97e468fa9f47565b238.jpg?imageMogr2/auto-orient%7CimageView2/2/w/800/q/70/format/webp[/img]...

re: Hospital closes staff parking lot for christening of building, cars get towed from street

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 10:14 am

[quote]Probably interrupted your wife while filming her tictok video[/quote] :rotflmao: You’re probably right!...

re: Hospital closes staff parking lot for christening of building, cars get towed from street

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 7:44 am

Wife… life, whatever When she’s a 10 IRL and a 10 in the sack, I can use those words interchangeably ...

Hospital closes staff parking lot for christening of building, cars get towed from street

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 7:36 am

My wife works at LBJ Hospital here in Houston and they are building a massive new building. Parking is already horrendous for employees so they created an overflow parking lot last year. the hospital decided to use this overflow parking lot for all of the bullshite festivities and executive show...

re: High schooler says she was turned away from prom for wearing a suit

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 7:07 am

Mom is a savidge ...

re: Family trip San Diego

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 3:56 am

Go hike the slot canyons in Torrey Pines park. It’s an amazing landscape that you will find nowhere in the south, plus it’s not very crowded and a great place for kids The only reason we left is that my wife and I were so damn tired, my kids wanted to stay another two hours Some internet phot...

re: Angel Reese's frustration boils over as Chicago Sky fly commercial

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 3:52 am

If she likes to travel in style, then she can drive around in her $183,000 AMG G-wagon...

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re: Las Vegas restaurants

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy on 5/16/24 at 3:49 am

[quote]I’ll be at the new Fountainbleau Sunday for a week for work. Curious to try to a few new places[/quote] I was in Vegas last October, and that hotel was all the cab drivers were talking about. It looked massive. Come back and let us know how it is. :cheers: ...