Dallaswho
| Favorite team: | Missouri  |
| Location: | Texas |
| Biography: | 2x Message Board Genius |
| Interests: | Football |
| Occupation: | Oil/Tech |
| Number of Posts: | 940 |
| Registered on: | 12/4/2023 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: 2 things that inflation hasn't touched since before the new millennium
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/18/24 at 2:50 am
Maker’s Mark bourbon and Dominos pizza....
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re: What are your hobbies
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/18/24 at 2:18 am
Always:
Lawn: man’s second best friend and worst enemy.
Cooking: I guess women do this in the South, but it’s a man’s job elsewhere. Mine can’t cook a hamburger right.
Greenhouse: I have no clue what I’m doing but I try to grow things.
As time allows:
Fix cool cars: always some guy over his he...
re: Cool video of AU Bass Fishing Team
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/18/24 at 1:49 am
[quote]Do they get scholarships to Bass fish? If so, I can't think of much cooler than that.[/quote] my old neighbor’s kid is fishing near the top of the nation level but he is a $50mm trust fund baby(16 yo and WAY richer than his parents) so I doubt he is too worried about that. Pretty neat how y’a...
re: Dry skin and fake tits
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/18/24 at 1:02 am
[quote]I can maybe understand most of that bull shite you listed. But arse crack? I’m reaching middle age too but no sign of my arse crack drying out. What does that even look like? Inside? Outside? Top? Taint?[/quote]
It’s more like the top of the crack but it goes a couple inches down. Guess that’...
re: Athletic article on top QBs for 2025 draft.....quotes about SEC QBs from coaches....
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/18/24 at 12:13 am
You haven’t even started cookin’...
re: Missouri never does well in postseason softball....
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 10:40 pm
Consulting women’s sports experts: what happened?...
re: Dry skin and fake tits
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 9:37 pm
[quote]We have eczema in our family and we use aquaphor ointment.[/quote]
I have that and euricen. Slow progress.
Why this shite just happen all at once though. Lived 40some years with no problems. Still living in my pool....
re: Dry skin and fake tits
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 9:30 pm
[quote]So you are bragging on a message board that you can afford fake tits for your wife….[/quote]
frick no. I’m not even a tits guy. It’s for her. She has some serious problems with her tits though and it has been that way for a long time. If it makes you feel better, she’s the one with tons of mo...
re: Dry skin and fake tits
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 9:17 pm
[quote]How big are they now[/quote]
They’re c/d but just not exactly the same size. Like I give a frick, but she does. ...
re: Dry skin and fake tits
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 9:07 pm
[quote]Every, and I mean every, broad I know that either got tits or suddenly started exercising and getting themselves all hot and toned got divorced within a year.[/quote]
She’s wanted tits for ten years. It’s just more prominent now that we can easily afford it....
Dry skin and fake tits
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 8:48 pm
I’m reaching middle age. My hands, feet, and asscrack are drying out. Got the fancy lotions. Doctors say avoid chlorinated pools but I freakin live in my pool. Any advice?
Also old lady wants better tits. I don’t care one way or another, but if she feels sexier, will that improve things? They aren...
re: Much to the chagrin of resident asshat sarge
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 8:20 pm
[quote]After reading this, I can only conclude that you are a douche[/quote]
bullshite. I spilled my beans and am never claiming anything somewhat important. Well, that and apparently I am a a liberal fig hippy communist heathen who doesn’t belong in the South according to this board. ...
re: Much to the chagrin of resident asshat sarge
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 7:44 pm
[quote]based on your previous Texas posts.[/quote]
What ones?
I know a couple ppl close to the Jerry jones family who can verify how big of human scum they are.
I know one of Ewers’ past GFs dad and cheered him on until he quit high school early.
I know the Oklahoma cryer’s family.
Most of ou...
re: Most inbred, hillbilly, cousin fricking, retarded fanbase in the SEC goes to…
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 6:59 pm
Tennessee ...
re: Over/Under on body cam footage including a “do you know who I am?”
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 6:42 pm
[quote]Found the aggie pretending to be a Missouri fan[/quote]
BS. Scottie’s success has a lot more to do with HP than it does Austin. I should be a bigger fan than you. Also I’ve ripped on Ag twice today. He’s still a douche. ...
re: Ole Miss named as having most beautiful campus in the SEC, one of the best in nation
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 6:31 pm
[quote]Well that was awkward[/quote]
It was before Louisiana had ever seen a proper light bulb. ...
re: Delta Just Added 56 new, direct flights for College Football Games. Lots of SEC Options
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 6:05 pm
[quote]This makes no sense to any intelligent person. If the bag doesn't arrive when you do, it's late.[/quote]
Great but the number you refer to is lost vs not lost. The fedex number was on time which is already 5x better than delta’s on time rate not including baggage delays. ...
re: Much to the chagrin of resident asshat sarge
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 5:57 pm
[quote]Where the hell does he get off following standard PGA protocol[/quote]
What other golfers tried to skip the line by pulling into oncoming traffic and sending a cop to the hospital? ...
re: Much to the chagrin of resident asshat sarge
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 5:43 pm
He isn’t a dick. Just a douche. I was a douche for a good decade or so. I get it. I just hope he grows up. ...
re: Over/Under on body cam footage including a “do you know who I am?”
Posted by Dallaswho on 5/17/24 at 5:29 pm
All of this is just justification that Scottie is a douchebag. This should come at no surprise as the entire business model of the PGA Tour is to cater to moderately successful 25-50 year old males that generally live well beyond their means. They’re also known as douchebags and it makes the PGA Tou...
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