jafari rastaman
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re: Delta passenger Grabs Fire Extinguisher And Starts Spraying After Dine and Dash....
Posted by jafari rastaman on 6/1/24 at 9:49 am
Her plan was doomed from the beginning. As soon as you grab a red fire extinguisher, security will notice you. For the ones that are pretty blind, they will definitely notice when you spray a cloud of chemicals into the air.
A better plan would be to go to a Buffalo Wild Wings in a different term...
re: Why is it that even when I win an argument with my wife I feel like I’ve lost?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 6/1/24 at 9:09 am
[quote]You’re all in your 70s. It’ll be wrapped up by 9:00.[/quote]
If you’re an old bastard that’s already in your 70’s, you need to be using that to your advantage. Don’t argue in advance about not going, but make it a game time decision. Just back out at the last minute due to a “bad back” ,...
re: Out of all the Lawyers in Louisiana, who be your guy if you got hit with criminal charges?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/30/24 at 8:16 pm
Before you make your final decision, double check that they support LSU NIL. Just like Gordon does.
The bottom line is, we can sue each other and have the insurance companies pay out. But we must ensure some of the insurance money is being funneled into LSU athletics, so we can keep the nattys an...
re: Neighbor is getting a Divorce
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/29/24 at 10:08 pm
What did you spray paint on your fence? I can make most of it out, but not all of it.....
re: Upgrading souped up golf carts this summer?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/27/24 at 11:42 am
[quote]What pool are you putting in for 10-20k?[/quote]
I got a 1,500 gallon pool for just over $100. The kids love it....
re: Do you shave or have waxed off body hair?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/26/24 at 1:09 pm
I’ve heard of male swimmers doing this to help reduce drag, so they can shave a fraction of a second off of their lap time. I think it’s mostly in the context of Olympic athletes trying to win a gold medal though.
Usually when I hear about waxing or shaving body hair, it is related to women. ...
re: PGA golfer Grayson Murray died by suicide…
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/26/24 at 1:05 pm
Is it possible this was an accidental suicide or even a staged suicide?
I could see it being an accident if he stopped drinking by taking pills and then fell off the wagon and started drinking again while still taking the same pills.
It could also be staged. If this guy was so great at golf, ...
re: Man shoots 3 men having a foursome with his ex?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/25/24 at 8:22 pm
How many baws here have ever been in a gang bang? It seems very risky....
re: Learning how to drive
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/25/24 at 11:07 am
If she is that old and still can’t drive, even if you teach her, she will still probably be a terrible driver and dangerous on the road. If you want to help her out, buy her one of those self driving cars....
re: Where do you baws buy your Wife/GF/Mistress gold earrings from?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/22/24 at 10:33 pm
[quote]I do all my Xmas shopping at the pawn shop[/quote]I
This is not a half bad idea. The benefit is she would never know the brand, so wouldn’t be able to do a google search to see exactly how much I spent. I could also claim I got it at an antique store. #antiquetiger
The downside is, ho...
Where do you baws buy your Wife/GF/Mistress gold earrings from?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/22/24 at 9:28 pm
I’m in the market for some gold earrings for women and believe I’ve come to the best place for advice.
Can you recommend a website? The ones I’ve visited seem to have a very large range of prices ($60 - $500+), but not much (if any) noticeable difference. I’ve also never heard of any of these b...
re: Who is the biggest OT-Baller?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/21/24 at 8:10 pm
I think it’s the poster who goes on delightful Sunday morning strolls with his mother down Magazine St in New Orleans. Where he has a splendid time drinking coffee with her and eating Key Lime Pie during a cool morning in the shade of a centuries old oak tree. He then walks to multiple estate sales ...
re: Wife allergic to all earrings, unless they are gold
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/20/24 at 7:43 pm
[quote]Oldest trick in the book.[/quote]
I wasn’t thinking the oldest trick in the book, but perhaps one that is pretty old.
Should I do a test and buy her some earrings that look like they are gold, and then see if she gets an allergic reaction? Let’s say she isn’t allergic, would she be able...
Wife allergic to all earrings, unless they are gold
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/20/24 at 7:26 pm
Is this common? I was going to get my wife some earrings for a gift. She says she is allergic to all metals except gold.
Is this a real thing? Or is she just gaslighting me into believing I have to buy gold earrings?...
re: Complicated marriage/legal question involving finances
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/19/24 at 5:34 pm
It sounds like Jody and/or drugs. You could hire a PI, or consider an Air Tag as a cost effective option....
re: Off the grid cottage on remote Florida island hits market for $799k
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/18/24 at 10:30 pm
[quote]Take yourself down there then during the hot a$$ summer and wonder why your solar panels are not drawing enough power for your air conditioner to work[/quote]
If you’re working remotely from your starlink computer, the first summer month might be miserable. But your body will get adjusted ...
re: Footage of Diddy repeatedly beating his then girlfriend in a hotel hallway.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/17/24 at 5:57 pm
It’s hard to tell that’s even him on the video....
re: The City of Denham Springs would like for you to attend its Celebration of Freedom parade
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/16/24 at 7:14 am
[quote]How do we dox that white family on the float for their cultural appropriation?[/quote]
It may be AI generated. Good luck finding them....
re: Bleeding nipples.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/10/24 at 10:51 pm
I just run. I’m not trained or anything and am learning as I go along.
That guy in the green shirt looks as fake as frick. From my three experiences, the blood steak will begin at the pointy part of the nipple. It won’t go above that. Your dripping sweat will make the blood gravitate down. It al...
re: Bleeding nipples.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/10/24 at 10:30 pm
[quote]10 miles on a hotel treadmill? That itself sounds more miserable than the bleeding nipples.[/quote]
I was training for a marathon and didn’t have a choice. Bleeding nipples isn’t miserable, meaning you don’t feel any pain. I just don’t know if there are other things I need to consider....
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