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re: More than half way thru my prep

Posted by SmelvinRat on 5/8/24 at 1:25 am
[quote]I cant even wipe anymore[/quote] When I had my colonoscopy I got to that point as well. I have woods in my backyard, so I just squatted like a dog and went in the woods. It worked wonders for the stinging anus... ...
[quote]I wish the government could step in because that's the only way it'll end[/quote] [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/8v6Z3YyULB5Q0Skbac/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952h8x0fbgmrfb3ju7myp7hzncaa5d503c6qbav0d9v&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]...
[quote]I don't understand how someone gets that big.[/quote] [img]https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2832939574.8505/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg[/img]...
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/BbWbXsQh/Screenshot-2024-05-03-at-2-40-21-PM.png[/img] [img]https://i.postimg.cc/yY2G7P4V/adam-sandler-goo.gif[/img]...
If you’re crazy enough to chop your dick off, then why not do a two-for and have a prostatectomy at the same time? ...
[quote]TIL there's a city of Chattanooga in Oklahoma [/quote] There's also a city of Miami in Oklahoma, BUT it is pronounced My-am-uh. ...
[img]https://i.pinimg.com/474x/e0/f2/50/e0f250b8d03b09ed0738c403cdb0fe46.jpg[/img]...
South Korea is WAY ahead of us. They really are screwed. "South Korea's fertility rate -– the number of children a woman is expected to have in her lifetime -– dropped to 0.72 in 2023, down nearly 8 percent from 2022, according to preliminary data from Statistics Korea." ...
Yeah, but Seven of Nine canceled Janeway out... [img]https://i.postimg.cc/0QYhw6Xp/giphy-28.gif[/img]...
[embed]https://twitter.com/i/status/1782538050641318301[/embed]...
Those hidden cameras are worth their weight in gold. 26 year old beating on a 93 year old. [img]https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/icons/casty.gif[/img] [link=(https://nypost.com/2024/04/21/us-news/caregiver-caught-abusing-93-year-old-patient-at-nursing-home/)]LINK[/link] ...
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re: Is the pocket knife a lost art?

Posted by SmelvinRat on 4/21/24 at 4:26 am
I carry my Pops (deceased 2016) pocket knife and use it every day from opening boxes or any miscellaneous incident that requires a small blade. Wife got tired of any extra unopened box that sat for more than 5 minutes, so I got her this small knife: [img]https://www.swisstool.co.uk/st/images/D/p...

re: Trashiest Vices

Posted by SmelvinRat on 4/19/24 at 9:58 pm
Parking one's vehicle in the yard...[img]https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/icons/casty.gif[/img]...
1980s, I think I saw a tit porn... [img]https://i.gifer.com/origin/c4/c433131ee5b3d2851913f9fb71e89de8_w200.gif[/img]...

re: Hottest Actress of All Time

Posted by SmelvinRat on 4/14/24 at 11:36 pm
[quote]Diane Lane. The original smokeshow of the 80s of my youth.[/quote] The Cherry Valance. I remember this as a yute. [img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3ejmUU0YCO1yWjbiKbSgA6_c5U6KZp0csYQ&usqp=CAU[/img] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4XIaIpX0AELedu.jpg:large[...
I almost bought the farm last year during surgery. After my surgeon told me about the complications I had during my surgery - I remember thinking that dying on the operating table under anesthesia would be a good way to check out... ...
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/FHmCb3BX/wtf-arnold.gif[/img]...
[quote]Then it will have to be moved to ax control, then baseball bat control, then car control when terrorists use those some more, and so forth[/quote] And screwdrivers, hammers, chisels...Contractors will be regulated out of business... ...
[quote]Leftists pick the best heroes![/quote] [img]https://www.aljazeera.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/2024-03-15T131446Z_1673034360_RC23O2ARFY56_RTRMADP_3_USA-TRUMP-GEORGIA-1710514831.jpg?resize=770%2C513&quality=80[/img]...