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re: Bill Dance is a horrible fisherman

Posted on 5/4/24 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
16043 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

I owned the Dancin' Eel.


I caught fish on the original one.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28495 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 7:25 pm to
I want my damn $7.99 back for that damn Dance’s Eel lure.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11023 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:03 pm to
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Orlando Wilson you are forgetting. I even watched the yankees on Al Lindner's In-Fisherman.




My old man always turned the channel when Lindner came on. He couldn't stand to listen to him.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11023 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

I want my damn $7.99 back for that damn Dance’s Eel lure.


Always knew that was a piece of shite lure. Strike King's biggest mistake.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65255 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:24 pm to
Who is bill dance
Posted by Miznoz
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
2156 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:34 pm to
can't believe an arkansas fan is this intelligent.

Bill Dance is proven to have tied on fish on his show. He's a scrub fake arse bitch
This post was edited on 5/4/24 at 8:35 pm
Posted by Miznoz
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
2156 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:35 pm to
he doesn't fish for carp so don't worry about it
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65255 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:49 pm to
Racist

Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11023 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by MSU44
Chatt
Member since Aug 2018
87 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

"Well how big ol boy are ya?"

"I'm 'bout to come downar n whup somebody's arse"


How big a boy are you?

And “…open a can of whoop arse”

Try to get it right at least if y’all claiming it.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65255 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 9:06 pm to
I hope Texas faceplants like missouri/nebraska/a&m have but for some reason I wouldn’t mind seeing Oklahoma making the sec melt because the SEC acts like god
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11023 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

How big a boy are you?

And “…open a can of whoop arse”

Try to get it right at least if y’all claiming it.



I did get it right. I'm from there.
Posted by Dawgpile
Grindville, TN
Member since Nov 2010
313 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

I felt that shin into the trailer hitch in my soul.


Worked a job once that had shin-high tongues on carts we used to transport product. Had to wear catcher's shin guards to work.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132483 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

Bill Dance is proven to have tied on fish on his show. He's a scrub fake arse bitch

Hes not a real fisherman?
Posted by Radio One
Yoknapatawpha County
Member since Sep 2023
1792 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

we used to transport product.

What kind of product?

Sounds sketchy AF when you write it like that
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4478 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:59 pm to
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now we need a fish cleaning video so all the Tigahs can come in and tell us how we're doing it wrong


They eat the skin and use a spoon to scale it. Ghetto style
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7194 posts
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:26 am to
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The way he handles a bass drives me crazy. Holding the fish with his hand inside the gill plate.


Next thing you know folks will be hating on Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. Free speech is over rated....


On the subject handling a fish in any manner causes about half of them to die prematurely. Loads of data to support that. Catch and release is pretty much a myth.
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