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re: Bill Dance is a horrible fisherman

Posted on 5/4/24 at 10:48 am to
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
6397 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 10:48 am to
I felt that shin into the trailer hitch in my soul.
This post was edited on 5/4/24 at 10:49 am
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33126 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 10:50 am to
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now we need a fish cleaning video so all the Tigahs can come in and tell us how we're doing it wrong



Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8167 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 10:50 am to
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now we need a fish cleaning video so all the Tigahs can come in and tell us how we're doing it wrong


I don’t give Louisiana credit for much. But them boys down in Venice know how to clean a fish.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11023 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 10:54 am to
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Good. You can be "fishing show" ambassador for OU as we enter the SEC.




Bill Dance, Jimmy Houston, Hank Parker outdoors, Roland Martin, all of it I grew up watching.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
1472 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 11:14 am to
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Bill Dance, Jimmy Houston, Hank Parker outdoors, Roland Martin, all of it I grew up watching.


This is important when these people claim we aren't "southern enough" to be in the SEC.

I'm from the part of Oklahoma that is admittedly not terribly southern. (Northwestern Oklahoma).

My mother has a restaurant in her home town up there. Her family is came to Oklahoma from Kansas.

She doesn't have grits on the breakfast menu and when you order tea there. If you want it sweetened... you have to specify... and then you have to take the sugar packets and pour it in the tea yourself.

Things like this concern me. So thanks for doing YOUR part to counteract the non southern cultural aspects of Oklahoma.
This post was edited on 5/4/24 at 11:16 am
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1341 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 11:24 am to
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Roland Martin


O son!
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22741 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 12:00 pm to
All I know is anyone who can get paid to fish on TV is one hell of a salesman.

Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9649 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 12:48 pm to
Roland and Jimmy were the kings of overestimating the weight of their fish.
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1189 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 1:58 pm to
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She doesn't have grits on the breakfast menu and when you order tea there. If you want it sweetened... you have to specify... and then you have to take the sugar packets and pour it in the tea yourself.


Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132483 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 4:46 pm to
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Bill Dance, Jimmy Houston, Hank Parker outdoors, Roland Martin, all of it I grew up watching.

Someone texted me saying yall claim Roy D Mercer.

Whoever that is
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11023 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 4:59 pm to
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Someone texted me saying yall claim Roy D Mercer.


Character portrayed by a morning DJ in Tulsa who made crank calls on people at the behest of those closest to them to get his targets wound up.

Most famous quote(s):

"Well how big ol boy are ya?"
"I'm 'bout to come downar n whup somebody's arse"
Posted by lbayers
Member since Oct 2015
27 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 5:07 pm to
"my brother will whip your arse"

"What time you get off?"
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72985 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 5:20 pm to
“Hope you packed a lunch”
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
1066 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:14 pm to
Hook'em and Cook'em
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64113 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:24 pm to
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Bill Dance, Jimmy Houston, Hank Parker outdoors, Roland Martin, all of it I grew up watching.



Orlando Wilson you are forgetting. I even watched the yankees on Al Lindner's In-Fisherman.
Posted by dammitbert
Member since Aug 2016
626 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:24 pm to
The bloopers are staged people
Posted by Fightin Okra
Member since Nov 2016
5656 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:25 pm to
His bloopers are the best though
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64113 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:25 pm to
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The bloopers are staged people


Right, just like there's scuba divers putting bass on his hook.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64113 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:59 pm to
I owned the Dancin' Eel.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69919 posts
Posted on 5/4/24 at 6:59 pm to
"I'll put a knot on your head big enough to need a birth certificate ".
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