Dry skin and fake tits

Fake tits are the tits. Get em!

She wants better tits on her or on you?

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Also old lady wants better tits. I don’t care one way or another, but if she feels sexier, will that improve things? They aren’t that bad now but I’m a guy.

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How are we supposed to give you advice on your wife’s titties when you’ve not given us anything to go on ?

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Also old lady wants better tits.

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Stash a lot of money away before buying tits.

Every, and I mean every, broad I know that either got tits or suddenly started exercising and getting themselves all hot and toned got divorced within a year.

I can maybe understand most of that bull shite you listed. But arse crack? I’m reaching middle age too but no sign of my arse crack drying out. What does that even look like? Inside? Outside? Top? Taint?

Her work boyfriend would like to thank you in advance for the new tits.

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Also old lady wants better tits. I don’t care one way or another, but if she feels sexier, will that improve things? They aren’t that bad now but I’m a guy.

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Contrary to the general consensus on tOT, I don’t think every women who gets a boob job leaves her husband or becomes unfaithful shortly there after.

If y’all can afford them and weighed the pros and cons of elective surgery- and both are in agreement then by all means- she should get them.

Make sure she goes to a highly rated plastic surgeon though. That’s not something you’d want to just be haphazard about.

have you tried swinging?

We have eczema in our family and we use aquaphor ointment. It’s pretty greasy but it works. If you don’t want an ointment, use vanicream. It’s pretty thick lotion and works well with moisturizing the skin.


If you want some relief overnight, do a wet wrap. Put the lotion/ointment on and put on damp clothes and then put dry clothes on top. We had to do this with my middle child a good bit for her dry skin and eczema and I could see a difference once she woke up the next morning.