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Much to the chagrin of resident asshat sarge
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:07 pm
Scottie isn’t a dick…
“The officer that took me to the jail was very kind, he was great. We had a nice chat in the car, that kind of helped calm me down. I was sitting there waiting to go in, and I asked him, I was like ‘Can you just come hang out with me for a few minutes so I can calm down?…’" Scheffler said after his round
The officers inside the jail were tremendous."
Scheffler even said he was the butt of some jokes made inside the jail "when they figured out who I was and what happened and how I ended up there."
"This one older officer looked at me when I was doing my fingerprints and looks at me and goes ‘Do you want full experience today?’ I looked at him and go, ‘I don’t know how to answer that.’ He was like ‘Come on man, do you want a sandwich?’ I was like ‘sure, I’ll take a sandwich. I didn’t eat breakfast yet.’ They were really kind.
“I’m thankful that we have such strong police. They’re our protectors out there. We just got into a chaotic situation this morning. That’s really all it was."
“The officer that took me to the jail was very kind, he was great. We had a nice chat in the car, that kind of helped calm me down. I was sitting there waiting to go in, and I asked him, I was like ‘Can you just come hang out with me for a few minutes so I can calm down?…’" Scheffler said after his round
The officers inside the jail were tremendous."
Scheffler even said he was the butt of some jokes made inside the jail "when they figured out who I was and what happened and how I ended up there."
"This one older officer looked at me when I was doing my fingerprints and looks at me and goes ‘Do you want full experience today?’ I looked at him and go, ‘I don’t know how to answer that.’ He was like ‘Come on man, do you want a sandwich?’ I was like ‘sure, I’ll take a sandwich. I didn’t eat breakfast yet.’ They were really kind.
“I’m thankful that we have such strong police. They’re our protectors out there. We just got into a chaotic situation this morning. That’s really all it was."
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Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:20 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
he's following a script a lawyer gave him you smooth brain cum slurper
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:21 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
I honestly feel bad for Sarge. He must've been so excited for something bad to happen to a former longhorn PGA golfer since nothing ever good happens to any former aggie PGA golfers
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:39 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
"Scottie isn't a dick"
This is true....and he is nothing like you.
This is true....and he is nothing like you.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:43 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
He isn’t a dick. Just a douche. I was a douche for a good decade or so. I get it. I just hope he grows up.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:45 pm to Dallaswho
quote:I do, too. Where the hell does he get off following standard PGA protocol as instructed by officials while also listening to other police officers on the scene?
I just hope he grows up.
The nerve of some people…
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:50 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Sorry I triggered you this much 
But he is still charged with multiple serious crimes
But he is still charged with multiple serious crimes
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:50 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:56 pm to Old Sarge
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But he is still charged with multiple serious crimes
uh huh, sure. more like some rich guy at Valhalla called his buddy the mayor and told him to make this go away
Posted on 5/17/24 at 5:57 pm to Kenny Loftin
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Where the hell does he get off following standard PGA protocol
What other golfers tried to skip the line by pulling into oncoming traffic and sending a cop to the hospital?
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:03 pm to Dallaswho
Don't forget running over a corpse.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:03 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
The mayor has said publicly the charges stand and due process will occur
They may get pled down or reduced but the mayor has not made them disappear
They may get pled down or reduced but the mayor has not made them disappear
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:13 pm to Dallaswho
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What other golfers tried to skip the line by pulling into oncoming traffic and sending a cop to the hospital?
As big of a dick as Scheffler was, I'm sure that pussy cop pretending his wittle wrist hurts so he can be self righteous is just as big of a dick
This post was edited on 5/17/24 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:26 pm to Dallaswho
quote:Multiple golfers on tour have stated they received the exact same instructions Scheffler received and had no problems doing exactly what he did before he got there.
What other golfers tried to skip the line by pulling into oncoming traffic and sending a cop to the hospital?
You might actually be mentally disabled, dude
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:56 pm to Dallaswho
quote:
He isn’t a dick. Just a douche. I was a douche for a good decade or so. I get it. I just hope he grows up.
Do you know nothing about him? He is one of the most respectful and mature 28 year olds I have ever seen, especially considering the fact that he is the best golfer on the planet.
Considering you're from Dallas, I assume you do, you're just a miserable cuck based on your previous Texas posts.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 7:12 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Posted on 5/17/24 at 7:44 pm to Geronimo
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based on your previous Texas posts.
What ones?
I know a couple ppl close to the Jerry jones family who can verify how big of human scum they are.
I know one of Ewers’ past GFs dad and cheered him on until he quit high school early.
I know the Oklahoma cryer’s family.
Most of our circle is old HP people.
I love Texas. Just not Houston. It shouldn’t count. Scotty is still a douche.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 7:54 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
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Scheffler even said he was the butt of some jokes made inside the jail
Must have picked up the soap the other guy dropped in the shower.
Posted on 5/17/24 at 7:55 pm to Dallaswho
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What ones?
I know a couple ppl close to the Jerry jones family who can verify how big of human scum they are.
I know one of Ewers’ past GFs dad and cheered him on until he quit high school early.
I know the Oklahoma cryer’s family.
Most of our circle is old HP people.
I love Texas. Just not Houston. It shouldn’t count. Scotty is still a douche.
After reading this, I can only conclude that you are a douche
Posted on 5/17/24 at 7:56 pm to GatorOnAnIsland
Imagine being so obsessed with a rival that you try to troll said rival over a guy who used to play GOLF at their school.
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