DrunkerThanThou
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Unfortunately Mississippi |
| Biography: | Raised by coyotes, my parents didn't let me hang out with those wolf kids |
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| Number of Posts: | 2846 |
| Registered on: | 2/11/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Funeral Worker Robs House of Deceased to Steal Sex Doll
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 10/16/23 at 12:05 pm
There’s a dead lay joke here ...
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re: Tell A Joke About This Week's Opponent
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 10/8/22 at 1:32 am
Tennessee fans say we frick our sister but when I compare the two, their sister was the better lay. ...
re: Doctor ordered me to stop drinking today.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/31/22 at 3:35 pm
A common trap people fall when they hear something like this is they think it means if they keep drinking they’ll die the next day or something. When that doesn’t happen, they think the doc was wrong and keep drinking. Nothing happens for a couple years but eventually some medical event will happen...
re: Nurse Accused in Deadly Los Angeles Collision Awaits Charges In Hospital
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/7/22 at 4:10 pm
[quote]activist Eddie Jones told reporters. “I cried all night, because someone innocent who did not deserve to lose their life, lost their life.”[/quote]
My eyes damn near rolled out my head. These people are vultures. ...
re: What’s the proper way to shake a woman’s hand?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 7/29/22 at 7:42 am
Lightly chuckle then say “good one, now where’s your husband”...
re: Georgia has proven that great D and a solid big boy offense can still win.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 12/2/21 at 5:48 pm
Miles also had players going full contact days before a game. Toughness is one thing, but it’s another to physically tear down and exhaust guys. There’s a reason our line fell off in the back end of his tenure. ...
re: Robber held captive, used as sex slave
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 10/20/21 at 8:44 am
The fact that a hairdresser had that much viagra on hand means this was premeditated on her part. Ole boy was just the first fly to get caught in the web. ...
re: Bands you learned of way after they had broken up
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 10/11/21 at 12:52 am
Cross Canadian ragweed...
re: Chinese parents are paying $50/hour to have their children tutored for jump roping
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 10/9/21 at 5:50 pm
China’s next generation of super soldiers are gonna have ridiculous calf muscles ...
re: Is Farting socially accepted now
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 9/10/21 at 1:26 am
Depends on brand. Scentless Loud or smelly silent?
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re: Two Republicans who can be blamed for all of this (long and speculative)
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/29/21 at 7:43 pm
If I’m not mistaken he did vote for it as senator. What makes you think that?...
re: Do you ultimately blame Joe Biden’s wife for enabling the sh*t show that is Joe Biden?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/29/21 at 7:39 pm
Jill Biden cares about the title of First Lady. She couldn’t give a shite about anything else. You are talking about a woman who insists on being called doctor at all times for having a PHD in education...
re: Two Republicans who can be blamed for all of this (long and speculative)
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/29/21 at 7:35 pm
MCain becoming president at any point would’ve led to our exact situation today. ...
re: Handled better, Afghanistan or UTs football program?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/17/21 at 6:22 pm
Tennessee = UT
texas = TU, ut, UTjr. The list goes on ...
re: LSU is upset over A&M’s recruiting weekend
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 8/1/21 at 5:58 pm
Forgot about that. And here I was wondering why so many new TU posters were so unbearably weird and shitty. The desperate cries for attention had an eerily similar energy to Daniel’s usual pathetic posts. ...
re: Harvard lecturer blasted by colleague for defending existence of biological sex
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 7/31/21 at 4:43 pm
[quote]Blewish Feminist Mermaid [/quote]
Has to be a troll. There’s no way somebody describes themselves this way with a straight face ...
re: We Aren't Here To Take Part, We Are Here To Take Over.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 7/31/21 at 1:40 pm
Oklahoma adds to the prestige and competitiveness of the SEC. TU is just the daddy’s money kid who thinks strippers actually like him ...
re: Unfortunately UT is about to squad wipe the SEC
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 7/29/21 at 6:00 pm
Not if they put a breathalyzer in his car. ...
re: What is the definition of having visited a state?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 7/25/21 at 1:36 am
You have to start a thread there posting your gf/wife’s pics. ...
re: Texas fan - new to board
Posted by DrunkerThanThou on 7/24/21 at 3:11 pm
[quote]FOOTBALL supersedes all this but by some people's reactions you'd feel they are getting a less than par football program, obviously it would be foolish to think this is true[/quote]
The only people who don’t think this are Texas fans and people at ESPN trying to create relevancy through sh...
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