More than likely, not one of the parents probably went to Alabama and the kids will more than likely not qualify to get in either...strike one. No matter what University you support, dressing up your entire family in their garb to do family portraits is a douchebag move. Each time I see it, it still looks stupid. However, this is the most effort I've seen put into one of these and therefore, it takes the douche-cake...strike two. And if I have to take a guess, there is a massive print of this hanging over the year-round Christmas tree in their living room...that's strike three!