Alabama Fan Wearing Dress Featuring Yelling Nick Saban Today

It is never really mentioned but Bama is as much a cult as A&M is it is just different.

I was expecting a dude in a dress.

“Does this Saban print make me look fat?”

Alabama sorority girl, 30 years and a lot of vodka later.

What in the living frick kind of title is this? You obviously do this on purpose.

I've been drinking since lunch and would grudge frick the shite out of her right now and hold them kankles while I was pumping