Arkansas Punter Arrested For Urinating On Light Pole

Bert is running a zoo

Man what a thug.

Public intoxication + full bladder = disregard for social conventions.

You can take the hillbilly out of the hills but cant take the hills out of the hillbilly.

Tpos

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've played on a lot of teams and I tell you people do that all the time."

That's why they started wearing shoes in Arkansas a fear years ago - they didn't like the piss splattering on their bare feet.

Yeah cause Bert can control where his player takes a piss lol.

No manners in Arkansas

You recruit your own problems

Sounds like Bert is running a tight ship...