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Would anybody hire Freeze if he is fired after this season?
Posted on 4/21/25 at 7:43 am
Posted on 4/21/25 at 7:43 am
Nobody except Auburn with his 1,000,000 railroad cars full of baggage would have given him the time of day much less hired him. Only the most bottom of the barrel from a morale standpoint program would hire freeze.
Liberty does not count it is a cult and Freeze conned them.
You might have an outlaw private high school like Briarcrest who is looking for a coach and somebody who can dress code 15 year old girls.
Or FSU who allows anything to happen.
I say he moves to Vegas and opens his own Bunny Ranch. He will be the owner and best customer. He can call it "Uncle Hugh's Honey Hole".
He will also do Preaching on the side.
Liberty does not count it is a cult and Freeze conned them.
You might have an outlaw private high school like Briarcrest who is looking for a coach and somebody who can dress code 15 year old girls.
Or FSU who allows anything to happen.
I say he moves to Vegas and opens his own Bunny Ranch. He will be the owner and best customer. He can call it "Uncle Hugh's Honey Hole".
He will also do Preaching on the side.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 7:44 am to TheFourHorsemen
I expected more since this was double posted
Posted on 4/21/25 at 7:53 am to TheFourHorsemen
How many times you gonna post this??
Posted on 4/21/25 at 8:20 am to TheFourHorsemen
To answer the question seriously- he would get hired but it would be a lower level program because that's what he is as a coach.
Matching his talents as a coach to the ceiling of a program, in other words him being at the right level, will eventually see him at a program like UCF, West Virginia, Cincinnati, or Texas Tech. I would say Auburn and Ole Miss are probably one tier above the programs, but when Auburn fires him he isn't going to fall up again. He will probably have to go back down to the Liberty level before eventually working his way back to a similar job mentioned above- and it will be accepted that he's at the right level. Some guys are just average coaches and belong at average programs.
Matching his talents as a coach to the ceiling of a program, in other words him being at the right level, will eventually see him at a program like UCF, West Virginia, Cincinnati, or Texas Tech. I would say Auburn and Ole Miss are probably one tier above the programs, but when Auburn fires him he isn't going to fall up again. He will probably have to go back down to the Liberty level before eventually working his way back to a similar job mentioned above- and it will be accepted that he's at the right level. Some guys are just average coaches and belong at average programs.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:00 am to TheFourHorsemen
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Would anybody hire Freeze if he is fired after this season?
Can he coach baseball??? There's an SEC poser team that hasn't won a conference game yet.... and they may want to call Freeze.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:07 am to TheFourHorsemen
ANOTHER Auburn thread 

Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:08 am to TheFourHorsemen
So you woke up with one thing in mind? Hugh Freeze? And it’s not even football season.
You sound mad. Why you mad bro?
You sound mad. Why you mad bro?
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:09 am to TheFourHorsemen
Oh absolutely not. He's awful.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:10 am to TheFourHorsemen
The Ole Miss Dumpster program would jump on him in a heartbeat after Lane takes his move next season
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:11 am to Riseupfromtherubble
The game has passed Freezus by.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:24 am to ShreveportTiger19871
Probably Arkansas
Posted on 4/21/25 at 9:37 am to MtVernon
Imagine how weird OP is - what kind of Bama fan cosplays as an Ole Miss fan
Posted on 4/21/25 at 10:25 am to TheFourHorsemen
Did you ever play Stratego? If you did, you may remember that the most powerful piece on either side was the Marshal. The Marshal would defeat any other non-Bomb unit, with one exception - the Spy. The Spy was the weakest piece on the board and could not defeat any other unit, except for the Marshal. Its only function was to be the kryptonite of the strongest piece in the game.
That's Hugh Freeze - the Spy of college football. His one claim to fame was that he could defeat the Marshal, a.k.a. Nick Saban. But where does the Spy go when the Marshal has retired? What else can he hang his hat on?
That's Hugh Freeze - the Spy of college football. His one claim to fame was that he could defeat the Marshal, a.k.a. Nick Saban. But where does the Spy go when the Marshal has retired? What else can he hang his hat on?
Posted on 4/21/25 at 10:52 am to TheTideMustRoll
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Did you ever play Stratego? If you did, you may remember that the most powerful piece on either side was the Marshal. The Marshal would defeat any other non-Bomb unit, with one exception - the Spy. The Spy was the weakest piece on the board and could not defeat any other unit, except for the Marshal. Its only function was to be the kryptonite of the strongest piece in the game. That's Hugh Freeze - the Spy of college football. His one claim to fame was that he could defeat the Marshal, a.k.a. Nick Saban. But where does the Spy go when the Marshal has retired? What else can he hang his hat on?
KICK
arse
Posted on 4/21/25 at 10:54 am to rebeloke
While fishing in Destin this morning I saw a female Auburn fan with a Freeze warning shirt on. She had green hair and weighed 450 and had 2 skinny guys with her wearing Tennessee shirts.
This post was edited on 4/21/25 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 4/21/25 at 11:32 am to Pettifogger
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Imagine how weird OP is - what kind of Bama fan cosplays as an Ole Miss fan
Cajunbama.
Funny thing is, he is cosplaying as a Bama fan to begin with, he's never been to Tuscaloosa.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:09 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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While fishing in Destin this morning I saw a female Auburn fan with a Freeze warning shirt on. She had green hair and weighed 450 and had 2 skinny guys with her wearing Tennessee shirts.
Posted on 4/21/25 at 12:15 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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anybody
Define "anybody". Some private Christian high school in Alabama or MIssissippi? Sure.
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