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Why does Tennesse wear orange?
Posted on 8/15/09 at 3:45 am
Posted on 8/15/09 at 3:45 am
Because they go hunting in it on Friday, play football in it on Saturday and pick up garbage on the side of the road in it on Sunday.
A lame joke, but I snickered when I heard it. Anybody else have any SEC jokes?
A lame joke, but I snickered when I heard it. Anybody else have any SEC jokes?
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Posted on 8/15/09 at 6:50 am to Dalai Lama
...nuff said
Posted on 8/15/09 at 6:55 am to Dalai Lama
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A lame joke, but I snickered when I heard it.
in 1990, so did I.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:12 am to tigerdup07
Why does the St. Johns River in NE FL run North?
'Cause GA sucks!!!
I kill me.
'Cause GA sucks!!!
I kill me.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:14 am to roadGator
How do you get a former AU football player off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
:drumroll:
Pay him for the pizza.
:drumroll:
Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:20 am to Lieutenant Dan
How does an FSU grad usually end a conversation?
Do you want fries with that?
Do you want fries with that?
Posted on 8/15/09 at 7:41 am to roadGator
Tennessee fans think "track & field" is
A dove shoot at a NASCAR race.....
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:12 am to Dalai Lama
I once read that creamsicle was picked as the UT color because it was the same shade as a mountain lily. Seriously. Please verify, Vols.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:16 am to bamascott2
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:20 am to Lieutenant Dan
quote:
:drumroll:
i think you mean :rimshot:
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:27 am to Dalai Lama
What do maggots and Bama fans have in common?
Both can live off a dead Bear for 20 years!
Both can live off a dead Bear for 20 years!
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:36 am to Rouge
you know how i know that joke is old- becuase you said 20 years. update it to 25 years
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:38 am to ksayetiger
they're living off saban now, thus the lack in a change in the joke
i appreciate the concern though
i appreciate the concern though
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:39 am to Lieutenant Dan
i thought that was how you get an AU grad off your porch
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:41 am to LSUROCKS52
How do you keep Vanderbilt players out of your front lawn?
Put up goal posts.
Put up goal posts.
This post was edited on 8/15/09 at 8:51 am
Posted on 8/15/09 at 8:43 am to woopiginaustin
who's the most lonely person in Starkville?
the dentist
the dentist
Posted on 8/15/09 at 9:07 am to Dalai Lama
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Anybody else have any SEC jokes?
How do you castrate an Auburn fan?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
Posted on 8/15/09 at 9:16 am to roadGator
quote:
How does an FSU grad usually end a conversation?
Do you want fries with that?
Who wrote that joke for you a 3rd grader cause it is pretty lame
Posted on 8/15/09 at 10:00 am to Kige Ramsey
Why do Bama fans get yeast infections???
So they know how everybody else feels having to put up with irritating counts....
So they know how everybody else feels having to put up with irritating counts....
Posted on 8/15/09 at 10:03 am to Kige Ramsey
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Who wrote that joke for you a 3rd grader cause it is pretty lame
did a third grader write that sentence?
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