Vandy got behind Hawaii early and then found the groove and just pounded them all night…

Okie dokie

Isn’t it clear?

Vandy is going to win it all. They just fricked an entire state in a matter of a day, and Hawaii is a tricky bitch to get into I mean it’s in the middle of an ocean and Vandy just fricked it like it’s that Azkaban island in the gay city over there. What you think Vandy is gonna to the CONUS when they get back? Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide Nick Saban. Vandy is modern day Genghis just now realizing it’s power, soon we will all have Vandy DNA, saban will be an assistant grad assistant defensive anal-ist for Vandy. There’s just no stopping a force like that when the route to a natty is all down hill ya know?

Go to your bookie and bet all your savings, Vandy is coming and you should be scared. This isn’t funny, our new overlords are here and Saban might have been one of those homomormons but Vandy is liberal so I just don’t know what to think other than the aliens already told me Vandy will go 15-0 and beat Alabama 69-2, and the safety was just a precautionary measure, it didn’t hold up tho, atleast that’s the way I heard it.

Crazy night, Martian shrooms give me the weirdest smelling farts but they carry the wisdom I speak of, they are kinda like earth shrooms but they make you see the future and I’m just sick at how it all ends for Saban, I don’t know how he didn’t see that that portal potty was teetering when he sat down, shitty time to realize he couldn’t swim. I mean Bama gets Yaba dabo so trade the Porsche for a mid 2000s yellow beetle. Apples oranges, I just really didn’t see Mullen to Ole Miss happening after Lane transitions to Leana and she and Hugh Freeze get hitched and do a tag team job at Mizzou of all places, which kills Kirby’s momentum in the east and he retires to pursue a career in magic, he gets famous and boom, that’s the day saban disappeared from the sideline, out of thin air, and was found in the ruins of San Fran after the uprising, portal potties everywhere, apparently Kirby’s telaportion technique makes you poo yourself but Saban is such a tight arse that he defied physics and was seen sprinting covering his arse right into The portal Potty on the cliff, and just like that, saban was gone again. Shitty day for college football.

I bet Saban wished he had just shite himself but noooo that’s not the way he does things, clean freaks make me sick, I mean doesn’t he know boxers are a solid first line if defense?. But hey Mississippi State wins a natty in 2069 with arch Manning’s bastard son, mom is rumored to be that Olympic medal chick that was on that kardashuan show my girl watches, she was 104 when the golden child was born. Either way that’s a good blood line and jeans for State’s future

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You’re not fooling anyone metelrebel. Frickin robot get out of here and quit trying to solicit yourself, most of us prefer real humans ok? I mean except Vandy but that’s different. Your maker is coming, lord darth Vandy, and he won’t stop until every metal cheek in Oxford is clapped and your beep is booped. Better change your oil bc Vandy is a comin, and Vandy doesn’t like your kind. You see the most limited view of reality through your little metal eyes, zoom out a bit and look at the big picture

Those damn robot rebe always rolling into the room saying “this does not com poot”, screwing up perfectly reasonable conversations about a fellow SEC institution Vandy, wanting to talk about how their fake metal arse hole does not “com poot”strange breed and y’all are.

How does this sound to you,

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Yeah I said that you metal freak, I mean it to. This is an A, B conversation and you can C your way out, before 10101011 and Vandy joins in.

I love how concise and to-the-point your posts are

You saw the MercerBears throwback thread and tried to copy it.


Don’t do that. It never works. Just be yourself.