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Thanks Mizzou

Posted on 9/25/23 at 7:47 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU97
In your mind
Member since Jul 2023
132 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 7:47 pm
Since all you’ve done is barely squeak by shitty teams our game is at 11 AM. Now the 5 Mizzou fans that will show up at that game will have to spend all afternoon and evening pondering on the arse beating they just received. 51-0 LSU
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7631 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 7:50 pm to
This seems a tad excessive.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36959 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Mizzou

Biggest pretender in tSEC

I won’t be surprised if Vandy whoops ’em
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9882 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 7:52 pm to
Man, you’re right, if only we were 4-0 and dominating opponents like LSU.
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
6268 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 7:59 pm to
Had you guys actually beat a weak FSU team ... we probably get the night slot.

Unfortunate that you can not even get that right.

Looking forward to spanking dat booty for ya again on October 7th.
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3348 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:01 pm to
I heard that the Missouri National Guard stepped in and demanded that the game be an early kickoff. They received word that there would be a couple thousand LSU fans traveling for the game, and said that if they were allowed to drink all day in the MO heat, the stench that they would generate as they congregate in the stadium would be enough to kill all the wildlife in a 100 mile radius, causing widespread foot shortages. The vile smell of dirty drunk cajuns is of course an issue in Baton Rouge as well, but there is nothing of value to protect in Louisiana so it’s not a crisis level threat.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36959 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

if only we were 4-0

- Struggled with South Dakota
- Beat a terrible MTSU by 4 at home
- Needed a miracle vs an unranked KSU team
- Beat a bad Memphis by 7 at home


Missouri is dogshit
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35175 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:04 pm to
Mizzy is a joke program.

Definitely had nude pics of multiple
Sec leadership members.

Profit.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35175 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

I heard that the Missouri National Guard stepped in and demanded that the game be an early kickoff. They received word that there would be a couple thousand LSU fans traveling for the game, and said that if they were allowed to drink all day in the MO heat, the stench that they would generate as they congregate in the stadium would be enough to kill all the wildlife in a 100 mile radius, causing widespread foot shortages. The vile smell of dirty drunk cajuns is of course an issue in Baton Rouge as well, but there is nothing of value to protect in Louisiana so it’s not a crisis level threat.

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36959 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:08 pm to
Missouri’s biggest rival is Kansas
























Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:11 pm to
Nice post Chicken. So informative and classy. This is nothing more than an LSU troll board.

Do better.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
19214 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:11 pm to
We have a group coming up for this game. What will the tailgating scene look like for an 11 am game?

Where should we eat?

Where is do we park?

We will bring moonshine to any tailgate we are invited to
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35175 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

Where should we eat? Where is do we park? We will bring moonshine to any tailgate we are invited to


You will start drinking when you park on friday morning
You will never eat.
This is not Baton Rouge, your tailgate will be better as a visitor than any of those try-hard tailgates you see in como.

Some geek will run up to you asking to taste his first ever gumbo. He and his mommy made it in her kitchen after watching YouTube.
This post was edited on 9/25/23 at 8:17 pm
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3348 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:16 pm to
Doesn't take much effort to shitpost a few sentences. I can see why you'd think it's a huge undertaking though, seeing as you're an illiterate retard
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36959 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Nice post Chicken

Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
8910 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:17 pm to
Don’t you have some convenience stores to burn down?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35175 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Doesn't take much effort to shitpost a few sentences. I can see why you'd think it's a huge undertaking though, seeing as you're an illiterate retard



Soooooooo mad.





Eta. Mizzy still a joke program, kiddo.
This post was edited on 9/25/23 at 8:19 pm
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:19 pm to
Nailed it didn't I. Some trolling is just too damn obvious...but apparently okay from a certain fanbase.

Carry on.
Posted by Tigerfan0318
Missouri
Member since Oct 2018
2139 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

We have a group coming up for this game. What will the tailgating scene look like for an 11 am game?

Where should we eat?

Where is do we park?

We will bring moonshine to any tailgate we are invited to


Tailgating will be in full-swing, but it will be a lot of breakfast items. Great tailgating near the Hearns Center and around the stadium.

If you want to eat somewhere after the game, G&D Pizza on the corner of Stadium and Broadway is excellent. Also, a lot of people like Booches Burgers downtown. Some like Shakespear's Pizza corner of campus and downtown. If you travel through Jefferson City, Prison Brews is good. If you go east on I-70, Fulton has a place called Brooklyn Pizza...pretty good. And if you travel west, the gambling boad in in Boonville.

There are several parking garages on campus. Get there early, though. Like a number of stadiums, parking is horrible, but depending on where you go, it can be free.

Moonshine...no....bring whisky.

Want to make friends, complain about how crappy kansas and arkansas are. You will make friend immediately, even with LSU gear.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
19214 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

You will start drinking when you park on friday morning
You will never eat.
This is not Baton Rouge, your tailgate will be better as a visitor than any of those try-hard tailgates you see in como.

Some geek will run up to you asking to taste his first ever gumbo. He and his mommy made it in her kitchen after watching YouTube.




I have heard they do make a lot of chili at their tailgates
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