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Texas mascot Bevo is a feedlot animal
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:32 am
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:32 am
Big hat no cattle. Bevo should be grass fed. Shameful.
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Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:14 am to Whiznot
Your mascot is a genetically flawed good for nothing mutt.
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:28 am to Whiznot
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Big hat no cattle. Bevo should be grass fed. Shameful.
Props on your ability to rustle up all the Texas fans...
But "horns down" = "Bevo's Ready to Charge"...!
Third time's the charm... when we meet again, it shall be sad to be an Uga fan...
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:30 am to EastTXHorn
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genetically flawed
Your mascot is an animal that was bred to be dumb and docile so as to be kept captive and later eaten...
talk about genetically flawed lol
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:31 am to EastTXHorn
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:39 am to Miznoz
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Your mascot is an animal that was bred to be dumb and docile so as to be kept captive and later eaten
Yet Missouri sucks at football.
So who cares?
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:41 am to Whiznot
uga is so inbred that despite being a young adult dog, he’s not healthy enough to fly. He can’t walk more than a few yards, can’t be above 72 degrees or below 50 degrees or he dies
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:47 am to Smokeyone
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uga is so inbred that despite being a young adult dog, he’s not healthy enough to fly. He can’t walk more than a few yards, can’t be above 72 degrees or below 50 degrees or he dies
There you go! Our cactus-eating Longhorn is tough as shite!!!
SEE ALSO:
Texas Longhorn Eating Prickly Pear Cactus with Badass Desert Insects in Background...
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 7:53 am
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:48 am to Whiznot
Geogia mascot licks teststicals.
Just like aggy mascot.
Just like aggy mascot.
Posted on 12/20/24 at 7:59 am to Whiznot
My top 10 College football mascots based on taste:
1. Texas - Bevo...more like Beef-O
2. South Florida - Rocky the Bull
3. Colorado - Ralphie the Buffalo
4. Arkansas - Tusk the razorback
5. South Carolina - Gamecock
6. Oregon - The (so I've been told) nameless duck
7. Virginia Tech - Turkey
8. Navy - Goat
9. Florida - Albert the Alligator
10. Syracuse - Orange
1. Texas - Bevo...more like Beef-O
2. South Florida - Rocky the Bull
3. Colorado - Ralphie the Buffalo
4. Arkansas - Tusk the razorback
5. South Carolina - Gamecock
6. Oregon - The (so I've been told) nameless duck
7. Virginia Tech - Turkey
8. Navy - Goat
9. Florida - Albert the Alligator
10. Syracuse - Orange
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:10 am to Smokeyone
Tell me the last time Smokey had a win over Uga.
Just shut up and don't embarrass the SEC in Ohio. Focus on that.
Just shut up and don't embarrass the SEC in Ohio. Focus on that.
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 8:13 am
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:16 am to Old School Tex
But lost to Uga twice this season 
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:17 am to Old School Tex
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Third time's the charm... when we meet again, it shall be sad to be an Uga fan...
The world of double mulligans in CFB is a sad one
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:21 am to madmaxvol
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3. Colorado - Ralphie the Buffalo
#1 and it’s not even close. I won’t admit to how much I’ve spent on Whole Foods bison steaks but that is the greatest meat in North America. I would do a canned buffalo hunt just for the meat!
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:22 am to Whiznot
Steers and queers and you ain’t got no horns boy!!!!!
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:23 am to Old School Tex
Georgia state trooper should have shot Bevo when that happened.
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:26 am to EastTXHorn
Your mascot can't even produce a decent Ribeye or TBone...
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:37 am to EastTXHorn
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Your mascot is a genetically flawed good for nothing mutt.
They’re called “bulldogs” because they were bred to kill tied-up bulls.
Honestly, appropriate based on this football season.
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:40 am to madmaxvol
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1. Texas - Bevo...more like Beef-O
2. South Florida - Rocky the Bull
3. Colorado - Ralphie the Buffalo
4. Arkansas - Tusk the razorback
5. South Carolina - Gamecock
6. Oregon - The (so I've been told) nameless duck
7. Virginia Tech - Turkey
8. Navy - Goat
9. Florida - Albert the Alligator
10. Syracuse - Orange
Baw if you're eating wild hog meat instead of chicken, turkey, oranges, and ducks, you're doing it wrong
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:40 am to PistoleroPerro
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But lost to Uga twice this season
Second time only because our kicker’s long orange carrot-hair got in his eyes…
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