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re: Texas Assistant Chris Jackson Named Rivals National Recruiter of the Year

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Posted by DBird
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:32 am to
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aggy
lol...you've mentioned it enough.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:36 am to
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aggy


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lol...you've mentioned it enough.


Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:55 am to
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So glad our kids' campus firearms / dildo protest makes all y'all old aggy farts feel still relevant...


What is even more embarrassing than that, dildoU admins took it a step further and celebrated the parade by putting a dildo on permanent display in the Student Activities Center and nicknamed it "Big Boy"!



The Daily Texan

You just can't make this shite up!
Posted by TexasOnTop
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:08 am to
I saw Buster was the latest comment on this post and immediately knew a picture of a dildo was attached.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:10 am to
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What is even more embarrassing than that, dildoU admins took it a step further and celebrated the parade by putting a dildo on permanent display in the Student Activities Center and nicknamed it "Big Boy"!


I think that is a historical artifact … probably thousands of years old, which is way different…
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:19 am to
Texas put an ancient dildo on display.

Meanwhile aggy campus has these dildos walking around everywhere.

Bwahahahahahahaha






Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:24 am to
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I think that is a historical artifact … probably thousands of years old, which is way different…


You should read the article instead of making yourself look completely ignorant

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The 11-inch phallus, dubbed “Big Boy” by the manufacturer, sits under a spotlight next to an explanation of the display written by Campbell. An advertisement from the manufacturer, Doc Johnson, is pasted on the wall behind it.


You are making this way too easy OST!





Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:42 am to
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You should read the article instead of making yourself look completely ignorant quote: The 11-inch phallus, dubbed “Big Boy” by the manufacturer, sits under a spotlight next to an explanation of the display written by Campbell. An advertisement from the manufacturer, Doc Johnson, is pasted on the wall behind it.


Dude, including all of my Longhorn alumni friends and family, you are the only person I know who has read that article…

Exactly why is that?



I hereby anoint you the SEC Rant’s Dildo Expert! Don’t worry, no need to thank me…
This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 10:56 am
Posted by Hold da Mayo
Member since Dec 2024
731 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 11:06 am to
LMAO recruiter of the year given $30 million to spend. A homeless man could win this award today but Texas remains desperate to become relevant…..

Too bad your coach will always drop the ball when it matters


1st and goal at the 1 yard line
“lateral toss to the left”
says the drunk HC Sark

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
629 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 11:10 am to
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Hold Da Mayo


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Too bad your coach will always drop the ball when it matters


Are you an “at large” troll, or are you actually representing a particular SEC school?

I honestly need to know who I am dealing with…
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 11:21 am to
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says the drunk
I believe you have 3 more DUIs than Sark, Stephen.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4498 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 11:26 am to
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you are the only person I know who has read that article…


The article is from your campus newspaper, not to mention Texas Monthly, NYT and other national and international publications who wrote about the "The Great Dildo Parade" . I probably wouldn't read something that embarrassing about my school either. Y'all do have the distinction of being the only major university in the history of the world to ever have a dildo parade.

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including all of my Longhorn alumni friends and family,

Doesn't sound like you are even an alumni if you don't have a clue as to what is going on at your school. It's okay though, every school has t-shirt fans.

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I hereby anoint you the SEC Rant’s Dildo Expert!


I am no expert. I have never even touched one. You should probably look up these guys. They look like experts



Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
629 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 11:40 am to
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The article is from your campus newspaper, not to mention Texas Monthly, NYT and other national and international publications who wrote about the "The Great Dildo Parade" . I probably wouldn't read something that embarrassing about my school either. Y'all do have the distinction of being the only major university in the history of the world to ever have a dildo parade.



The only thing I am currently embarrassed about, is that I let an aggy use an old high school "change the subject" debating tactic to get this thread off track...

This thread is actually about our football staff winning a recruiting award... have y'all got the horses to beat us when we host aggy in Austin this fall? If you do attend that game, please feel free to spend some time at our famous on-campus dildo museum...







This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 11:51 am
Posted by Nomadic Bengal
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 12:16 pm to
The best check-hander that money can buy.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4498 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 1:48 pm to
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The only thing I am currently embarrassed about, is that I let an aggy use an old high school "change the subject" debating tactic to get this thread off track...


Sorry you are so easily distracted. A was taking a shot at the child but you bit instead.

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please feel free to spend some time at our famous on-campus dildo museum..


That will never happen

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have y'all got the horses to beat us when we host aggy in Austin this fall?


IDK, do y'all have to horses to beat us on the diamond at Disch Falk in a couple of months? Y'all haven't been able to do it since 2018.

This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
629 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 2:42 pm to
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IDK, do y'all have to horses to beat us on the diamond at Disch Falk in a couple of months? Y'all haven't been able to do it since 2018.


Changing the football subject again, but I will humor you… IDK if we will win that upcoming baseball game, but you might not want to count y’all’s chickens before they are hatched… I hear we found a really great baseball coach somewhere, excited about finally coaching at his Texas flagship U dream school…
Posted by Monsusta
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Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 2:47 pm to
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I hear we found a really great baseball coach somewhere


Was that the coach that caused the Trans A&M players to get distracted.....

…ultimately causing them to lose the natty?
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
629 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 2:57 pm to
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Was that the coach that caused the Trans A&M players to get distracted..... …ultimately causing them to lose the natty?


Something like that… I don’t know every detail, but I do know that when that aggy baseball coach finally got himself out of College Station seeking greener pastures, everyone on TexAgs then kept asking themselves why why was aggy perennially cursed…
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
458 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 3:02 pm to
Sorry Hartline at OSU is the best recruiter in the biz.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
629 posts
Posted on 2/6/25 at 3:18 pm to
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Sorry Hartline at OSU is the best recruiter in the biz.


Well, I’m not going to play like OSU is not an issue, but OSU will be an issue for everyone else in the SEC too…

I am sure though that all y’all will show your SEC conference pride and back us up when we play OSU at their home field (without a cupcake warm up) in our very first game this upcoming Fall football season…
This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 3:19 pm
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