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Shaq on Angel Reese Dunking in Shorts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:14 pm
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Angel: You see that's the thing women just don't get the respect we deserve, I am one of the best basketball players in the world but no one is gonna give me a 200 million dollar contract
Shaq: What if you were oiled up dunkin
Angel: What?
Shaq: Angel Reese, oiled up, 4k, cheeks dunkin.
Angel: Shaq lets move on you aint makin no sense
Shaq: Maybe I didn't make myself clear, let me explain.
Angel: okok
Shaq: 4k Angel Reese, 60fps dunking, cheeks out, vr capabilities.
You know what I mean? I think that would really fix the problem, I think your sales would go through the roof.
What did he mean by this?
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:15 pm to Miznoz
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:24 pm to theballguy
I mean obviously, but I'm more the type to wife a Caitlin Clark than throatpie an angel reese.
This post was edited on 11/11/24 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:25 pm to Miznoz
quote:
I am one of the best basketball players in the world but no one is gonna give me a 200 million dollar contract
What a quote
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:26 pm to Miznoz
Can't be afeared of that heat.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:27 pm to Miznoz
Creepy uncle Shaq wants to hit it so bad
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:28 pm to Miznoz
If Shaq was in decent shape he'd be blackin' that shite raw.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:28 pm to CNB
Bitch shoots a ball like a 5 yr old girl playing horse. GTFO.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:29 pm to Miznoz
Shaq, sometimes you can't speak your thoughts aloud.
This is one of those times.
This is one of those times.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:30 pm to CNB
They’d pay her if enough women gave enough of a crap to watch her and buy her merch.
Men aren’t gonna watch that shite, so the women complaining that the WNBA stars don’t get paid enough need to put their asses in the seats and watch that unwatchable crap.
Men aren’t gonna watch that shite, so the women complaining that the WNBA stars don’t get paid enough need to put their asses in the seats and watch that unwatchable crap.
This post was edited on 11/11/24 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:37 pm to Lieutenant Dan
quote:
Shaq, sometimes you can't speak your thoughts aloud.
I mean, he’s worth $500Mil.
What they gonna do, cancel him?
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:40 pm to Tuscaloosa
I think that AR needs to date me. I'll have her straight
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:44 pm to BFANLC
Let me explain:
Get almost nekked and oil up and slam balls
Sell that shite on the interwebs
Make a shite ton of cash baby
Get almost nekked and oil up and slam balls
Sell that shite on the interwebs
Make a shite ton of cash baby
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:47 pm to theballguy
quote:
Can't be afeared of that heat
she's really fine but she still has those black girl titties that sag so bad the nipples point almost fully backwards. like they done turned all the way around from the way they originally pointed.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:00 pm to Miznoz
She’s too woke and her eyes are far too far apart.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:05 pm to southpawcock
quote:And she shoots worse than an Iraqi.
She’s too woke and her eyes are far too far apart.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:09 pm to Lieutenant Dan
quote:
Shaq, sometimes you can't speak your thoughts aloud.
This is one of those times.
Yeah.... Shaq cares about what other people think about what he says..
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:12 pm to Miznoz
quote:She isn't in the top 10 in the WNBA
I am one of the best basketball players in the world but no one is gonna give me a 200 million dollar contract
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:13 pm to Miznoz
Is this like an LSU cat fight kinda thing between those two?
I like it.
I like it.
Posted on 11/11/24 at 11:01 pm to Miznoz
He was making fun of her, as he should. The lady said she was one of the best basketball players in the world.
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