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Scale of 1-10 how sexy are current SEC football coaches?

Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Flipper94
Member since Dec 2022
377 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:14 pm
Saban: 8



Kirby: 4



Freeze: 4



Kiffin: 8



Arnett: 6



Lea: 6



Heupel: 11



Drinkwitz: 3



Pittman: 9



Stoops: 2



Jimbo: 7



Kelly: 5



Beamer: 2.5



Napier: 9





Posted by The Sultan of Swine
Member since Nov 2010
8043 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:15 pm to
I see you have a type
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:16 pm to
Sam Tittman has the biggest rack by far
Posted by Captain Insano
Idk
Member since Jun 2012
1180 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:17 pm to
Stoops kinda looks like shite tbh
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:18 pm to
Napier has a great hairline, why does he sport the "I smoke meth" haircut?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
58408 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:19 pm to
Aggie Board
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:19 pm to
Well I don’t know about your ratings but thumbs up on the theme of the thread. The rate needs more sexy male rankings for dang sure. Wanna do baseball coaches next?
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11709 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:20 pm to
Ladies really enjoyed looking at Saban in his younger days. Heard him referred to as eye candy by young and old gals. He doesn’t look as good nowadays. Just like his program
Jimbo a 7? Have you seen this guy without his cap? Most days he looks like a homeless guy who is on a three day bender
This post was edited on 1/27/23 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Flipper94
Member since Dec 2022
377 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:22 pm to
I could do a more serious rating for sure.
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:24 pm to
Are you a female?
Posted by Flipper94
Member since Dec 2022
377 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:24 pm to
No
Posted by foxflyer5
Member since Nov 2022
136 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:34 pm to
that picture of saban is from 1988.
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
3182 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Heupel: 11


Are you counting his chins?
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18818 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:40 pm to
Pretty sure that picture of Stoops is from 356 Thick Burgers ago
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:43 pm to


Father Time is not kind any of us but was a special kind of dick specifically to Josh Heupel.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
5576 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:47 pm to
Heupel isn’t doing himself any favors though. If he lost some weight and shaved his head, he’d look like a normal dude again.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11709 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:49 pm to
It’s hard to believe Heupal was ever a football player. He can barely waddle onto the field
This post was edited on 1/27/23 at 3:50 pm
Posted by Tideroller
Lower Alabama
Member since Jan 2022
2830 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:52 pm to
I got AIDS reading this thread.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
5576 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:52 pm to
I think Heupel is one of those people who really aren’t meant to carry extra weight. He’s not as fat as some other coaches but looks the worst and seems the least healthy somehow. He must be eating or drinking a shite ton to keep that up.
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
4162 posts
Posted on 1/27/23 at 3:57 pm to
Father Time?

More like Father Pie
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