Oklahoma, we kinda wanted Texas but welcome to the SEC and Death Valley

We were looking forward to pounding Texas like a drum in Death Valley as they owe us a home game from the Covid year but you will do.

Don’t be pussies and bring a ton of fans, particularly if it’s a night game, it’s on every true football fans bucket list. You have a chance to redeem yourself from your terrible performance from the national championship game. (Not on the field, no chance of that, but as a fanbase cause your fans were winey, obnoxious, and kinda acted like pussies after the game and disappeared in that one. The Ohio State fans were exactly the opposite and like most Tiger fans I bought lots of drinks for them after the game for not being pussies.

You are SEC now we don’t do that and Death Valley is the limitus test for any SEC fanbase. The great fanbases, ignore the bs rumors, show up in force many hours before the game and eat and drink with us, enjoy the live music with our fans, laugh at being Tiger baited, give shite as much as they get, go to the game, and hang around after the game for at least a few beers. (It’s takes 3 hours to get out of the area anyway so you might as well hang around)

So welcome to the SEC and the Mecca of College Football, Death Valley and man up, built up that drinking endurance and we look forward to seeing you, in good numbers, and hanging up, drinking a few (cases) and having a good time, win lose or draw.