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re: Mizzou with #2 portal class currently

Posted on 1/5/25 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
69925 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 1:55 pm to
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CIA, hit me up


The CIA is shitty enough at its job. Doesn’t need some lameass senior airman missouri fan.

Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4625 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 1:58 pm to
He's as much of a Mizzou fan as you are, Ak.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4625 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:00 pm to
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Winning the portal is like being the tallest midget. All these players are in the portal for a reason.


Lol, all schools are doing the portal. Being the tallest midget in a circus full of midgets works for me.
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
380 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:07 pm to


Friendly reminder that Mizzou has had more openly gay football players than championships of any kind.

Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15809 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:07 pm to
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Cool, keep that while we finish with a better record than you….again.


We can't all play road games in Amherst, Massachusetts. Real daunting schedule you guys put together year after year.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4625 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:09 pm to
What is it you coonasses like to say? Rent-free? I think you baws needing a safety so bad has made you a cranky bunch.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18748 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:15 pm to
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Who would choose a username like Mizzoufan, if they weren't, wait for it, a Mizzou fan? Please explain.


My lore is common knowledge, no more freebies, buy the autobiography if you must.

“Ghosts In the Marsh, how one man Broke LSU”
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
380 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:16 pm to
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What is it you coonasses like to say? Rent-free? I think you baws needing a safety so bad has made you a cranky bunch.


Cranky? Lol …One of us has a portal class ranked number one on at least one site.

The other one is a wannabe with twisted panties and no hardware. Maybe you can ask Los Angeles if you can borrow back a Super Bowl for a little while, you dickless horses’ arse.

-Hilarious-
This post was edited on 1/5/25 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4625 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:18 pm to
Yeah, you seem cranky. Lol. Oh here's another reply you frick sticks always use:

Melt bitch
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
380 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:21 pm to
Lol at this guy continuing to dangle from my dick.

Completely ruined.

Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
7404 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:27 pm to
Dear god enough. Everyone in this thread sounds like an idiot.









It's the Rant. What the hell else did I expect.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
15516 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:49 pm to
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when did you guys get Jalen Catalon? Lmao wow, Arkansas blast from the past


Catalon was a Chad Morris signee.

Portal team rankings are dumb as hell. FSU had one of the top classes last year.
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
380 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
380 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
4495 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:52 pm to
Why would you use on3 over 247?
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20918 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:54 pm to
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Wait, when did you guys get Jalen Catalon? Lmao wow, Arkansas blast from the past

This afternoon. It took a couple of transfers to wipe the Hog stank off him, but now he's at a program where he can springboard to the NFL.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
8678 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 2:56 pm to
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Dear god enough. Everyone in this thread sounds like an idiot.

It’s the magic of the Rant.
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
5514 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 3:16 pm to
Injury prone. All American capability when healthy. But he’s hardly healthy.
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2290 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 3:22 pm to
The gumps come in ranked at a hot #65

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
60929 posts
Posted on 1/5/25 at 3:24 pm to
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It’s the magic of the Rant.

Lulz at the Mizzou/Tennessee fan for believing he's some type of super awesome troll.


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