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Mizzou vs aTm - here's how it'll go
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:17 am
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:17 am
- The collie goes missing an hour before kickoff
- The milkmen begin a frantic search in and around Kyle Field, focusing mainly on the men's restrooms throughout the stadium
- Meanwhile, the aggie players are lost without the single and double finger bangs and nut grabs
- The aggie sideline tries to replicate the hand gestures/poses, but in doing so begins catching the gay. Football focus is out the window
- The collie shows up midway through the 3rd quarter, but by that time it's 31-10, Mizzou
- Final score: 34-17. Collie was hanging out in the women's restrooms the whole time.
- The milkmen begin a frantic search in and around Kyle Field, focusing mainly on the men's restrooms throughout the stadium
- Meanwhile, the aggie players are lost without the single and double finger bangs and nut grabs
- The aggie sideline tries to replicate the hand gestures/poses, but in doing so begins catching the gay. Football focus is out the window
- The collie shows up midway through the 3rd quarter, but by that time it's 31-10, Mizzou
- Final score: 34-17. Collie was hanging out in the women's restrooms the whole time.
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Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:22 am to Faurot fodder
I chuckled.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:24 am to Faurot fodder
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:26 am to SEC Doctor
These dudes talk everything but football.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:27 am to SEC Doctor
Tune in and you will see it all unfold.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:30 am to JayAg
Let's talk football, Jay. How, exactly, are your players going to rebound from not having their cheer squad rooting them on in the first half?
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:34 am to Faurot fodder
Cool.
I’ll be drinking beer and smoking some wings.
But you do you.
I’ll be drinking beer and smoking some wings.
But you do you.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 10:38 am to JayAg
OK, a serious football discussion.
Truth is, this game is difficult to figure. For one, aTm could very well use two QBs which muddies the waters even more. If our offense starts to hit on all cylinders, then I see us winning by double digits. If not, then it'll be tight and in that scenario I like your chances because our FG kicker is not consistent yet. Both defenses are good, so I don't see a huge amount of points.
Truth is, this game is difficult to figure. For one, aTm could very well use two QBs which muddies the waters even more. If our offense starts to hit on all cylinders, then I see us winning by double digits. If not, then it'll be tight and in that scenario I like your chances because our FG kicker is not consistent yet. Both defenses are good, so I don't see a huge amount of points.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 11:27 am to Faurot fodder
Congrats on the message board geniuses nod!
Posted on 10/4/24 at 11:29 am to Faurot fodder
You forgot to mention how lit you’ll be
Posted on 10/4/24 at 11:30 am to Faurot fodder
Missouri has a good squad. I expect a close game. It’s a very big game for both teams.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 11:39 am to Aggie in TN
quote:
I’ll be drinking beer and smoking some wings.
I'd drink a beer with you, but aK might call the police on me. He's gayer than all of the milkmen combined.
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