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re: Lane Kiffin doesn’t like coke

Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:53 am to
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:53 am to
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Yea, I'm not giving up coke for nobody.


Enjoy your diabetus
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28402 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:56 am to
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awkward dude


Awkward? More like he's on the spectrum...
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
29310 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:02 am to
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Hey dumbarse, there is sugar in everything people drink, so if you go diet, all you trade is diabetes for cancer.....


This may be one of the dumbest things said on the board. For at least today.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15279 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:02 am to
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Awkward? More like he's on the spectrum...


I'm convinced he has Asperger's.

Also, if you ever want to do a little science experiment, put a nail in a coke bottle. Come back in about 4 days and look for the nail.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
71828 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:03 am to
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Mississippi literally is the fat, drunk and stupid of the sec.
Haven’t been the fattest or dumbest for almost a decade now. Try again
Posted by bamameister
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Member since May 2016
15912 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:09 am to
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Lane Kiffin doesn’t like coke


Be more specific.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28402 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:14 am to
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Also, if you ever want to do a little science experiment, put a nail in a coke bottle. Come back in about 4 days and look for the nail.



Coke contains phosphoric acid. But so do many other soft drinks including, Pepsi, Mtn. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and other non-carbonated drinks like Gatorade. Companies adjust the pH of the soda to keep the carbonated CO2 in solution until you open it.
Posted by Marty Dawg
Ball Ground
Member since Oct 2020
1249 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:21 am to
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Chris Low


Fat frick hasn't been able to look down and see his own dick since Reagen was in the White House
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
12654 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:21 am to
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Also, if you ever want to do a little science experiment, put a nail in a coke bottle. Come back in about 4 days and look for the nail.


Sure but you can do the same with lemon juice, so this science experiment basically tells us that there's such a thing as an acid.
Posted by terriblegreen
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Member since Aug 2011
10753 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 8:49 am to
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A joke at the expense of a sponsor is why Kiffin is at Ole Miss and not a blue blood.


Who cares? The dude makes shite entertaining. He's making 10 million. He doesn't give a shite. Only you give a shite.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
17743 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 9:36 am to
Coca-Cola isn’t pulling their sponsorship




They have a massive spot on the Jumbotron and we carry all Coke products in the stadium. On top of soft drinks they’re selling thousands of Powerades on Gameday too. Lane did what he did so he could crack a fat joke at Chris Low’s expense. Low has been around a long time and isn’t a pussy. I heard he started laughing pretty loudly after Kiff said it.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2382 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 9:52 am to
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Yawn, Mississippi literally is the fat, drunk and stupid of the sec.


Generalizing an entire state's population while ignoring the fat arse reflection in your own mirror is a real solid way of deflecting and certainly on par with your general posting.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
20547 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 9:56 am to
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Yawn, Mississippi literally is the fat, drunk and stupid of the sec.


The average Ole Miss fan is at least 100lbs lighter than the average Georgia fan.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17319 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:21 am to
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Ole Miss fan is at least 100lbs lighter than the average Georgia fan.


Some say it’s from the coke
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16161 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:23 am to
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Try doing like I did over a decade ago. Got off soft drinks and just black coffee and water through the day. Drink just those two things for a month or two. Then try a coke or Pepsi or whatever soda. You’ll almost spit it out. You’d be shocked at how used to sugar you were and didn’t notice it. I haven’t drank soft drinks since and my bloodwork numbers have been so much better.


I gave em up 20 years ago and they gross me out as well. It's amazing how that works.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
13519 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:25 am to
Ole Miss can't even figure out what to call themselves these days.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16161 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:25 am to
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Never met anyone who only drinks water all the time...



Usually 5 days a week, I drink only water, black coffee, and English breakfast tea (not American tea).

On Friday/Saturday, and occasionally a weekday/Sunday, I'll add booze to the mix. I don't want to give that up so I just make sacrifices elsewhere. I have grown to hate sweet beverages.

Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
20547 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:34 am to
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Ole Miss can't even figure out what to call themselves these days.


It's never changed. Not once have we changed from Ole Miss Rebels.









Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
32445 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:47 am to
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Lane Kiffin doesn’t like coke


Fair. I always got more of a ecstasy vibe from him.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
32445 posts
Posted on 8/20/24 at 10:48 am to
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It's never changed. Not once have we changed from Ole Miss Rebels.


Still think you guys should've gone with the Ackbars.
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